Telemachus

EVERYONE sent Scarlett Johansson hand written marriage proposals written with crayon and a dollar bill taped in it when they were younger. EVERY single person besides liars can relate to this.

I like how every historical general who used irregular/hit-and-run tactics is referred to a “father of guerilla warfare”

I I’ll never forgive people who voted for Trump. This is on them. The Lincoln Memorial is hallowed ground. Where our greatest president, who gave his life to end slavery, is commentated. Where the Gettysburg Address is written. We live as graffiti now.

The left was hoping that the weather would ruin the birthday cage match and instead it just made Trump look like a literal wizard.