Same Plot

Arteta has built the best nearly team in England. The football is good, the structure is real, the spending has been backed. But at some point nearly stops being progress and becomes Arsenal's identity.

@TouchmineX He carried the game for years. Now he might share it with his son.

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Al-Nassr are thinking of promoting Cristiano Jr. to the first team next season. If he plays alongside his father, they would become the first ever father-son duo to play together in football history.

@AnthropicAI Claude on steroids.

We're expanding our collaboration with Amazon to secure up to 5 gigawatts of compute for training and deploying Claude. Capacity begins coming online this quarter, with nearly 1 gigawatt expected by the end of 2026.

@FabrizioRomano You can debate stats all day. The feeling he gives you already decided it.

⭐️ Lamine Yamal: “Leo Messi is the best football player of all time. If he's not the best athlete of all time, he's certainly among them”. “Everyone respects him for what he's achieved, and I hope I can follow in his footsteps”.

@Charlygotyou Calling it ADHD feels neat. Sometimes it’s just emotional distance dressed up with a diagnosis.

found out that the reason I dont miss people is because of ADHD 😭 it really is out of sight out of mind

@PopBase Drake turned an album date into a treasure hunt. I can’t even plan my week properly.

Drake has hidden the release date for his new album ‘ICEMAN’ inside a block of ice in downtown Toronto. Coordinates: 43°39’21.4”N 79°22’40.0”W

@tufdave Grandpa just discovered bisexuality and immediately turned it into a dad joke. No hesitation.

My grandpa just found out that my sister is bisexual

@Tekeee 120k pays your bills. 350k removes anxiety. Same life outside, completely different life inside.

There’s almost no real lifestyle change between making $120k and $350k a year.

@Mrwhosetheboss One person says Claude wins. Another says ChatGPT. The real winner is whoever understands prompts better.

Claude > Gemini > ChatGPT It's not even close right now

@yh_me2 Same 16 likes. One feels empty. The other feels like you connected with actual humans.

16 likes on tiktok is embarrassing but 16 likes on twitter is like winning a Grammy

@TomCruise Same man. 40 years apart. Still flying jets. I get exhausted replying emails.

Two films. One big screen. Back in theaters, May 13th, for one week only.

@MelMattison1 Have a million, quit your job they said. Now your anxiety becomes your new full time job.

If you have a net worth of at least $1 million, I recommend quitting any job you have, regardless of age. Start living free. Escape wage slavery. It’s so much better.

@memechaotic Heating your house with donuts while the rest of us can’t even afford to eat them.

Guy in Poland heats his house by burning 133 donuts because they’re cheaper than wood pellets.

@CSGO500 She posted for seconds. Internet detectives built a full documentary before it even expired.

Sydney Sweeney posted and deleted an Instagram story that fans believe shows OhnePixel 👀😳

@AuthorGFAllen You finish one book and crown them a genius. Two books later you’re quietly lowering expectations.

Have you ever finished a book and thought, “Okay, I’m reading everything this person writes”?

@eastvillageguy You relaxed in your twenties. Now your future is working overtime to compensate.

The more time passes, the more I regret any weekend that I “took it easy” between the ages of 21-25

@maryarchived Tattoos used to show rebellion. Now removing them is the real flex. Time really switched sides.

having zero tattoos is going to become a coveted status signal sooner than we realize

@aakashgupta Some of us still carrying free mistakes like lifetime subscriptions.

Pete Davidson is on pace to spend $660K removing his tattoos, and the reason it costs that much is genuinely one of the weirdest things happening inside the human body. Tattoos are permanent because your immune system is actively holding the ink in place. White blood cells called macrophages swarm the ink, try to eat it like bacteria, fail because ink is chemically indestructible, and then just refuse to let go. They sit in your skin with the pigment trapped inside them, for life. The tattoo you see is a grid of immune cells frozen in the middle of trying to destroy something they can't. It gets weirder. When one of those cells finally dies of old age, a nearby macrophage grabs the released ink before it can drain. Then that one dies and passes it to the next one. The tattoo is a relay race of immune cells handing off the same ink particles for 50 years. Lasers are not erasers. They fire pulses so fast (one trillionth of a second) that they create tiny shockwaves that blow the ink into smaller pieces. The laser doesn't remove anything. It just shatters. Here's the cruel part. The second the laser shatters the ink, fresh macrophages sprint in and swallow the pieces before your body can wash them away. You are paying a laser specialist $500 a session to break ink apart faster than your immune system can re-eat it. And where does the ink that actually escapes go? Your lymph nodes. It piles up there. Women with tattoos have ink in their armpit lymph nodes. It shows up on mammograms. Surgeons have mistaken it for cancer. Pete has 200+ tattoos. Each one needs 10-12 sessions because each session only wins a tiny fraction of the war. He's not buying tattoo removal. He's buying a decade-long siege against his own immune system, paid in installments of $500 shockwave blasts, while white blood cells inside his body sprint back and forth trying to eat their own ammo. $660K to starve the cells that refuse to let him forget who he used to be.

@nypost He spent 200k removing tattoos. Some of us still can’t remove one bad decision from 2016.

Pete Davidson shows off nearly bare arms in Las Vegas after dropping $200K to remove his tattoos trib.al/k8UilQZ

@seishans You pick a course at 17. Spend years defending it like you chose it at gunpoint.

Going to university is js trying to convince everyone and urself that ur passionate about ur career choice

@Mr_Diabolical_ Samsung built phones. Google built the world inside them. That’s the part you can’t just replace.

Why can’t Samsung create its own operating system, Android is holding it back