Justin

It’s a signing device, not a wallet. #BITCOIN

@JoelHodlman Green eggs and ham by Dr. Seuss Surprised he hasn’t been sued for impersonating a doctor, but phenomenal rhyming skills. Top tier

Any book recommendations for my May read?

@kit_sats “What could/can you buy with a 5 dollar bill?”

If you had to explain Bitcoin to a 10-year-old and a 90-year-old at the same time, what’s your opening line?

@US_OGA @peruvian_bull Man, oil said fuck you wisconsin. That’s why we have cheese and beer

Pulled this one out of the bookmark vault - and looking at it makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

@JoelHodlman Side note, congrats on kiddo!

@SatStandards Interesting pov!

Be honest. Do you think we see a new ATH in 2026?🚀

@JoelHodlman Tad better baseline, but like @JeffBooth says, we really haven’t had a true baseline to measure from.

@JoelHodlman @LawrenceLepard Phenomenal, enjoy!

This will be the year, it’s coming!

@TheSurvivalPodc Delegating

Troubleshooting.

Marco

Fun fact number 2 Only like 5 people will see my last tweet, I’m the definition of a ghost on this app

Fun fact Bitcoin is up ~ 17.5% from February 24th lows

@AdamSimecka Block space is more scarce than whole bitcoins are

Share a Bitcoin fact that absolutely blows your mind.

@overton_news This is what’s going to happen to every single head in the sand individual, once they realize it. Theo is right. The hardest part is having that realization and then having to live in that system knowing it. Can only control what’s under your own roof. Keep on keeping on.

Joe Rogan tells Theo Von to his face he’s “losing his f*cking marbles” during the latest episode of the podcast. Rogan then urged him to get off antidepressants after Von went on a bizarre rant. VON: “It’s all just a cat and mouse game.” “People are like, ‘we’ll elect the Democrats next time.’ But it’s all...the same sh*t has been happening forever.” “They haven’t been helping anybody forever.” “They’re letting f*cking politicians slurp on kids!” “All of our f*cking money goes to Israel and they’re using it to f*cking genocide people!” “It’s like, everybody is scared out of their wits right now. It’s like, our religious leaders are afraid to speak out.” “It’s like...the...it’s a time where it’s like...satan is amongst us and our religious leaders are talking about bullsh*t at the polls!” “It’s just like, what is going...I don’t know man.” ROGAN: “We gotta get you off those antidepressants, son.” “You’re losing your f*cking marbles!” VON: “You think I am?” ROGAN: “Come hang out with us. Just chill out!”

NEW - Secret Service agent accidentally shoots himself in the leg while escorting Jill Biden at Philadelphia International Airport — KYW

@isabellasg3 Step 1) Setup @River Step 2) Mine fiat Step 3) Smash buy sats Step 4) Go back to step 3 Step 5) Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you have 1 bitcoin

how does one get 1 full bitcoin? drop your advice.

@CuredSausage @AriZonanHODL Hahaha I never agreed with smoking crack so fast.

I will smoke crack if I must

@disclosetv On 4/20. Nice

JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.

Shoutout to my 3 kids and my love for quiet mornings before work. Gym time has been rescheduled for 5 am.

@trace_halvorson Remember, no one’s sourdough is better than hers. Brownie points = endless loaves, cheers!

@SatStandards Big siracha guy myself, cheers brother!

Wife is ballin out of control… Sourdough Bitcoin Accumulation Strategy coming soon🔥🔥🫣📈 $btc

@RonSwanonson It’s that easy.

Buying Bitcoin here 🔐 Then doing nothing