Andy Sims

Scott-Morriss is denied by the foot of Sims ⏱️ 33’ | 🦜 0-0 🦐

Sims produces a brilliant save to deny Golding's powerful volley ⏱️ 31’ | 🦜 0-0 🦐

CLOSE! Golding's strike is vicious and low, but Sims gets his body behind it and the hosts clear their lines. 31' // 🟡 0-0 ⚫️

Boyes' corner drops to Golding whose low shot is pushed away by Sims

Sims tips a close range Warren shot onto the post, before Widdrington curls it just wide moments later ⏱️ 83’ | 🪖 2-2 🦜

28 | The best chance of the half so far falls the way of Stretton, who collects a long ball, outmuscles his marker and forces Jack Sims into a good save. Sutton 0 Tinners 0 ❤️🖤 #WeAreTheCity

Stretton finds himself one on one with Sims, but the Sutton goalkeeper brilliantly beats away his low effort ⏱️ 29’ | 🦜 0-0 🥫

@Osgood81 Perfectly said, after all it’s in the name what a supporter does!!

Never understood the home ‘we pay so can say what we like’ brigade. Indeed you can but the bit I can’t comprehend is how u think it’ll help. Maybe driving 250 miles makes u think differently as away support.

Sims ❌ Barbrook ✨ Davies 👝 One year ago today, we completed a dramatic turnaround in Fylde 🏖️

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@vh62x @suttonunited I think he may well have 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

@suttonunited Enjoy your day🎂

Our number one is one year older 🎂 Have a good day, Simo! 💛

@Joe_DMB Really happy for the lads and a great present for Jack 🎁 that’s a huge win for them and hopefully they’ll take this kind of performance up to Gateshead on Saturday and get a similar result 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

@SimoFromTheRock See you got your wish, Andy 👍😁

Happy birthday Son and good luck tonight, hope you make it the perfect birthday 🌲pts 🧽 👻 🤞🏼👌🏼👍🏼👊🏼

Great reaction, fantastic win and the perfect birthday present for @Jackksims_ 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

Happy birthday @Jackksims_ 🎉 Watching you grow into the man you are today has made me incredibly proud. From a little lad to the man you’ve become — it’s been a privilege to be your dad. Although I’m still waiting for the day you start paying for the drinks! Have the best day ❤️

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

Muslim countries that support today's U.S strike on Iran: Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain Muslim countries that DO NOT support today's U.S. strike on Iran: France, United Kingdom

Donald Trump confirms that the UK now has courts that are enforcing Sharia Law Trump: In London, “You have Sharia courts adjudicating law." We can never let Islam spread in America. We need an outright ban on Islamic Muslim immigration into America

Trump is tearing Keir Starmer a new one: "This isn't the era of Churchill anymore. The UK has become extremely uncooperative. That ridiculous island they have—the one they basically gave away and then took back on a hundred-year lease, supposedly for the sake of 'indigenous people' who had never even set foot on it before. They keep damaging relationships. I actually love the UK—my mother was born there—but right now, with their handling of energy policy and immigration, the country is an absolute mess."

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