The Sky Is A Hologram. Blue Beam in progress.

Dwight Yorke + Katie Price + Taking cocaine while pregnant = Harvey Price

@BBCNews Nonsense

Artemis's stunning Moon pictures - science or holiday photos? bbc.in/3PR1VJU

@bagshaw2112 She wants her face to resemble her arse

Why ? Just why ?

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@leesa_Eng50 @Monkeyjunk11

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Jordan Linden is due to be sentenced on the 5th of May. The Scottish election is on the 7th of May. How much would you be willing to bet that this sentencing will be deferred?

@macnahgalla And are as noncy

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@leesa_Eng50 @anthony57238371

@ClownWorld Is it a dude?🤣

Broad daylight and a pregnant prostitute with an ankle monitor is out working like this is completely normal

Religion summed up. . Christianity — lot of shite Islam — lot of shite Hinduism — lot of shite Buddhism — lot of shite Chinese Traditional Religions — lot of shite Sikhism — lot of shite Judaism — lot of shite Spiritism — lot of shite the rest - lot of shite

@hrkbenowen @charlie_lawson1 Rather have this

Abdicate, abdicate, abdicate

@NASA @NASAArtemis No you can't

"We can see the Moon out of the docking hatch right now. It's a beautiful sight." Flight day 3 is in the books, and our @NASAArtemis II crew is now closer to the Moon than to Earth. Check out highlights from our lunar mission. What’s been your favorite moment so far?

@GLNatashaxo With a bit of luck, he's a stiff one

Is King Charles Muslim?

@JacquiDeevoy1 No

Saturday poll: HAVE YOU EVER USED AN ‘UP THE NOSE’ PCR SWAB TEST? (Explain why you have or haven’t in comments.)

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@real_shirelass I hope not

Is there any evidence at all that shows us King Sausage fingers is alive and kicking?

@JonStewartIL The upside down brolly on the front 👀😱

PHOTO BELOW: somehow, in 250-degree heat, wearing a bulky suit, with a chest-mounted camera that had no viewfinder, they captured perfectly framed, razor-sharp photos of the lunar rover. Just… amazing. 🙄🙄🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #moonhoax #sibrel #Artemis