sleesus

Instead of asking someone their sign we should just ask people what their fucking deal is

Funniest part about the JPM sex slave hoax is the sex-crazed woman asking an Indian guy if he played college basketball

wish me luck

Indian man finally acquires bobs and vagene and doesn’t know what to do with it. Like a dog chasing a car.

Not paying a lot of attention to the timeline did Klay Thompson try to assassinate the president

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

VIDEO: Luka Doncic was mocking Sengun’s weird, floppy body movements 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Like hammered eating peanut butter out of their friends pantry at 3am? I feel like that’s how I’d go out.

Do you think people with bad food allergies ever get super fucked up and just forget about their allergy and just fuckin die

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

I knew this day would come. I saw it on the calendar

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Scottie Barnes is still playing hard because he can’t calculate the deficit

@zinzy_js “sengun get back on d”

@SheaSerrano So the hornets play like a road trip with the boys and the magic play like a road trip with my parents

I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants