Slimm 🖤❤️

I decided to rank all the intros the Houseguests are forced to do in the opening sequence of each BB season. That includes BB16-21, 23 and OTT. I didn’t do CBB. This has nothing to do with how I feel about them personally. Just their intros. There’s 126 so let’s go… #BB23 #BB24

1st 🥇 Morgan The bop bop bounce of the hair after she plays with it a bit. The crossing of the arms afterwards to show she still ain’t fuckin around. The MUG? It’s beat, and that’s a winner baby. Congratulations Morgan on the title of best intro for #BB27 🍾🥳

2nd 🥈 Ava This woman looks like she just walked off the set of an Austin Powers music video. Our little 60s glam princess. She serves us a *shimmy shimmy* before throwing the BB20 Rockstar-esque peace sign ✌🏻💋

He’s back at it again 🔎 It’s my brand to rank intros, so it is time to see how our 17 #BB27 houseguests fared this Season. Let’s go 😎

Random BB thought. It’s so funny when Julie does that thing where she clarifies the person’s name when houseguests are voting. It’s like “I vote to evict Mama Da’” Julie : Da’Vonne? Like nah gurl that actually meant Meg😭

Clown in a Cornfield was giving “Like… ZOINKS Scoob! Let’s get outta here!” *skedaddling feet* like 😭🤡🌽 emphasis on the corn. It was cute though