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@_chiceeeyyy @Juicceyy I have said it here in the last election.These people are planning to run a semi Monarchical system of govt, they are positioning their offsprings, and tbh these people are our set, mostly early 30s to 40s, in the next 10to 20 years, they will be the next generation. E go far

Let’s not get carried away by her size and overall physique appearance and address the main issue which is that: our politicians are strategically positioning their kids to takeover from them We must take our country back, Nigeria is not a family business

@joashamupitan Una like to Dey deceive una selves

I want to address a recent claim circulating that I am affiliated with or working for the ruling party, All Progressives Congress. Let me state this clearly and without ambiguity — I am not a member of APC, nor do I work for or represent the party in any capacity.

@ParallelFacts @anonymmores The highest jonzing the opposition party would do is to continue elections with this man as the INEC chairman..

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@yinkanbaby @Iamsegunoye Everything for this movement go pass 30k per head ..

Omo, Nigeria mehn.😭 This thing na luxury to most people for here.

@PolarisBankLtd Every other week there is no network in your bank, every other fuckin day, you guys are fuckers, either they cant send money to you guys cos of network issue or we can’t use the app to send money.. are you people not useless like this, when will this end?

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The uselessness of this bank cannot be underrated

@fisayosoyombo Omo the day another govt takes over Lagos, either the person’s mind will fly or he will end up sending a lot of people to jail..

In case you need some extra context: At N279bn, the 4.52km Opebi-Ojota Link Bridge project of Babajide Sanwo-Olu inaugurated by Senate President Godswill Akpabio is: More than half the entire 2026 budget of Ekiti More than half the entire 2026 budget of Nasarawa More than half the entire 2026 budget of Ondo More than half the entire 2026 budget of Yobe It is also roughly half the 2026 budget of Adamawa. Imagine the governor of these states spending half their entire budget on a single project, yet the project remains uncompleted after 51 months. And, by the way, 51 months is longer than a full governorship tenure (48 months).

Just pause and take a look at your life bro. 😔 Now look at the set of people who left this country in 2020/2023 and look at yourself again bro. 💔😔 One thing is certain, you can’t outwork a failed country.

@mobilisingniger @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @DHQNigeria If them track am, make Abacha wake up from him grave..

OSINT: This bandit cleverly snapped the details of his phone including the IMEI number which can be used to track him. cc: @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @DHQNigeria

I always kept this video on my phone to remind me just how foolish BAT supporters are 😂 Lines dey weep!

Police officers tried to seize a lady’s phone and ended up beating a man as well. How long will this continue? At this point, are these really officers of the Nigeria Police Force or just people hiding behind uniforms? I refuse to believe this is what policing should look like. The same people meant to protect citizens are now the ones causing fear. This cannot keep happening. @PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU

@Unusual__angel Omo but him life don really serious pass all these ones 😂

+234 men are never beating the allegation cos what is this ?

Omo Except it’s not the Nigerian soldiers that shot people at Lekki Toll gate or that beats up civilians for wear Camo that you people are speaking for.. make everybody accordingly

@Avatar_Macho And let’s be realistic… na the man person suppose pity cos she is going to raise their kids with such mentality.. e go far gan

Jesus Christ 😭😭😭

@kingsuleiman27 You self you funny, u wan go Dey date student… 😂, many of una no Dey hear word…

That was how I bought 20 veils and 5 abayas from Dubai as gifts for a girl I intended to marry that year. We were engaged, both families have started wedding arrangements. We lived in different locations. I drove all the way to her school in another state without telling her I was coming, because I wanted to surprise her with the gifts I bought for her.

I no sure say dem fit off general like this for another country make dem no see am as serious issue. For here offing na water.

@NigeriaStories @antscroll How na? I thought Tinubu is fixing the economy.. omo na wa oh

BREAKING NEWS: Nigeria’s poverty rate climbs to 63% despite easing inflation ~ World Bank says

God is able

@PeterObi Chief no be wetin we want to Dey do be this oh.. make I clear you now Senior Man.. We no fit Dey move backwards if you want this country to be better..

Bruh if I am the last person to save a Nigerian Police man, No worry yourself, them don die be that.. After Lucifer, Tinubu and Akpabio, na them be the next people wey i hate..