surbhi b

Nbd but @the_hindu featured me and my podcast The Overthink Tank this week and said the nicest stuff :) thehindu.com/entertainment/…

@howshivaniofher delete it

damnit I blinked, can you take another one?

pov: you bought 2 and now you have 9

@abheetsethi the more ironed the shirt, the more his thoughts need ironing

@SmallTalkPolice 😂😂

wearing Linen is the male equivalent of “I’m not like other guys” but make it breathable and wrinkle prone.

a random man told me i shouldn’t smoke because i’m too beautiful and it’s bad for my lungs. i told him wearing linen doesn’t make you a life coach

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

And for the lady, perhaps, the fall of the patriarchy?

i knew threads was dead when this flopped ☠️

The central government just announced that this women’s day every woman gets to slap 5 men. Thank you so much modi ji

@aNuSFW Thank u Modi ji

@howshivaniofher Absolutely!

using AI for questions that matter

*meets a man with a fuller hairline than before* me: umm where’s my BAKLAVA???

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

@Uppolice @DelhiPolice @CMOfficeUP 13 yo Bhavna has been missing for the last two days. There are no leads. My heart is breaking for her mother who is absolutely distraught! Please help push the investigation harder and bring this little girl home🙏🏻

what’s wrong babe you hardly touched your own advice you give to others

@VietnamAirlines Why on earth is there such a massive delay for flight VN 980 DEL - HAN? I am going to assume it’s because Air India is handling your operations here, and apparently, you're just letting them show you how things are done. Disappointed.

Solo female travellers really just book Thailand trips like those monitor lizards aren’t out there roaming the streets???

Hold on…

@Aditi_muses Same. It felt like someone was personally shaking my bed.

I don’t think I have ever experienced such a strong earthquake in my life.

Massive earthquake just felt in Delhi.