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@jidesanwoolu Well done sir, but in the interim allow the cart pushers to work in areas where your trucks can't have access pending the time you can come up with a lasting and practical solution to waste collections in the areas.

Dear Lagosians, I have directed an immediate scale-up of waste evacuation across Lagos following the recent build-up of refuse in some parts of our state. LAWMA, LASEPA, and the Ministry of Environment are currently working around the clock. We have deployed extra trucks and personnel to clear the backlogs across all affected neighbourhoods. You should already see progress on the streets and we will not stop until our city is completely clean again. Lagos generates over 13,000 tons of waste every single day. Managing this requires a massive effort but our determination to fix the current challenge is absolute. As we continue this cleanup, I ask for your partnership. Please bag your waste properly and avoid dumping refuse in drainage channels or on the roads. We are fully on top of this situation. Let us work together to keep Lagos clean and safe for everyone.

@whitenigerian The design on the clothes looks the same but the pattern print isn't.

He just got appointed as a House of Representatives Member in Colombia. 🇨🇴

@PrimeofX You are late to the party, na old school you dey play

A lot is happening in Oyo state politics 😢

@PoojaMedia How about you go into the business of importing it and selling it cheaper?

Please i want to ask again, why is all these Azul, Casamigos over N1M in Naija clubs when it's less than $100 (N150K). And we are still drinking FAKE 😭

@GoldbergCFC Rest well in advance

I want to die

If you owe me money, everything you post better be about struggling bro

@ShehuSani If only you could think of how many lives could be saved but then your party has made death so normal that we don't even grieve anymore, we're all just waiting for the next in line to be kidnapped and killed

No matter how long you’ll live,your year of departure is here.

@babaisback55 How does he pass excreta and urine?

ये हैं दौलतगिरी जी महाराज। 12 साल की खड़ी तपस्या... जिसमें से 5 साल पूरे हो चुके हैं। जहाँ एक सामान्य इंसान 12 घंटे भी खड़ा रह पाना मुश्किल समझता है, वहाँ ये महात्मा 12 साल से बिना रुके, बिना बैठे, बिना लेटे... सिर्फ खड़े-खड़े भगवान का स्मरण कर रहे हैं। पूरा थ्रेड पढ़ें 1/2

Even if I get 1 billion for account, I no fit place woman on allowance. I fit give you bulk money if you need am o, but say I go put you on allowance, God forbid.

“Long time no see” better pass “Omo this guy don come again”

@MasterBolaji But none of your kinsmen is on the list.

Money gone under Buhari:👇 • Hadi Sirika — ₦2bn • Mele Kyari — ₦210tn • Sadiya Farouq — ₦38.7bn + $1.3m • Malami — ₦256bn That's about ₦210.297tn, excluding the dollar amount. Buhari's appointees had mission to ground this country. The looting just too much.

@mide_io Child

Atiku dey find presidency Ronaldo dey find World Cup Wetin you dey find?

once you remove 10k from 100k, the money go just remain 13,200

@whitenigerian Ameen

Kun faya kun, May Allah surprise you with what you had hoped for and considered impossible. 🤲🏻

Get how sapa go hold you, you go dey vex say you wake up for morning.

@Pamilerin Some of dem guide like mad

If who dey work fit broke like this, I pity who no dey work. 😢

“You fit ask me how are you”, make i reply you with amen. I no well again

If you dey single now, send DM to join vigilante. Since you no fit catch man, you suppose fit catch thief

Imagine being so insignificant that even bandits don't think you're worth kidnapping. Thank God for life

"fuck fake friends" omo me i be fake friends o make una fuck me abeg