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@UnkleAyo Too harsh man!!! Talk to him about how he is not in the right place to to tell you that but leave his face alone. He may have done everything possible to get rid of it. That’s harsh man. Shola at least stay quiet sometimes na. Kai, these heap of insults is too much

⚠️ VIEWER'S DISCRETION ADVISED ⚠️ I've seen your replies to the ex-convict. I have no insults to give, as I am becoming a changed man - just a piece of advice. Beyond your insults, he needs a recommendation for a carpenter. A carpenter incredibly skilled with the use of sandpaper. The dermatologists have tried, this is beyond the scope of their 5 year academic degree. The person owing you 180M (where you wan thief am) - ask them to at least waybill Chinese sandpapers, if they can't pay your debt. Nigga spun a jar, conjured all types of poxes from chicken to monkey, made a parfait & juggled it up - now has to live with embarrassment that looks like undercooked pizza with expired cheese. There are faces only a mother can love. There are faces a mother can't help but spit on. Pugs are incredibly ugly dogs. My friend has two. I dislike them with passion but I'd rather have those dogs lick my face than spit on you. Not even if you take suckaway juice as pre-workout should you look like this. It's Twitter - so exconvicts, fraudsters, conmen, charlatans, broken lab experiments and Agric Secimen Q can run their mouth.

@dartgurlie Use detergent

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

@diaryofa9jagirl You gats jaz up ! Jaz up

Community members, I need your help. Please comment Nigerian slangs that are motivational. They don’t have to be serious- i welcome them all. Lets go!

@Hybrid_Ola You people are saying Hollywood. Are you Muslims? Are you beautiful? Is there a rich man passing where you live? If your answers are all yes, then you guys can find each other and marry. Or una jam for japa

The Okoya family has been thrown into a celebratory mood as Olamide Rasheedah Okoya, the first daughter of Alhaji Razaq Okoya and Shade Okoya, is set to tie the knot with Imran Saro Gobir. Imran is the Managing Director of Raith Limited UCL

Conversations around tribalism in Nigeria are mean and despicable because we all feel a certain level of superiority over others. You think your language is easier to understand than other languages. You think your town is more developed and that you are better than others.

@yomiable You are advising people who to marry 🤣🤣🤣🤣. The heart wants what it wants though and there is nothing you can do about it

My dad was proud ,He always says you are Yorùbá Whenever I try to speak Yoruba my mom gets mad But she secretly was teaching me Igbo -Giánnis Antetokoúnmpo Marry an Igbo woman and you have effectively destroyed one Yoruba lineage

@ChiLaHotie She loves the lifestyle but not the work involved

Chai! Good old days. See Tumi on the cushion there. And maybe Tumi just finish preparing lunch for Angel after shopping for her 😭😭😭

@alli_ya7 For some, their Sickle Cell symptoms are milder and easily managed than others. There are some some Sickle Cell patients that once you see them, you would know they have it, while for others it may not be too noticeable. I know someone, you won’t even guess she is a sickler

I have a sensitive question to ask from a place of love. How are you a sickle cell survivor but don’t look like you’ve been through it at all? The sickle cell patients I’ve seen are always in and out of the hospital and avoid heavy workouts. They eat healthy, yet you can still tell something is wrong. How do you balance everything ?

@rteeret @favogbuji Enugu ke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Majority speak Igbo

@favogbuji Its not possible that you'll grow in Onitsha without speaking igbo, I ft take Enugu and Owerri but you see Onitsha, asi asi.

80% of kids born in the last 20 years in Enugu , owerri , onitsha....with ALL their ancestry been igbos and also raised in predominant Igbo enclave. CANNOT SPEAK IGBO !!!

@_YourTiffany @caraksha103 It’s because nobody’s bag is transparent. Imagine doing something as dangerous as stealing at the airport and you stole a bag full of panties or nonsense. Why would you steal in the first place or think about it

@caraksha103 You don’t want to do that girl. An airport is the last place you want to try stealing something. Now you’re stuck at immigration trying to explain what’s those 2 kilo cocaine are for an how it’s not yours but you took a random suitcase

I still don’t understand how the airports trust us not to pick any bag that we want

@BigYomiii I know mine and my BVN. Too many registrations caused this.

One guy came to register his sim where I was registering mine and this guy knows his NIN number offhand 😳😳 Not account number , NIN!!!

@esther_stan People need to be careful and not copy things they see on social media because why will someone ask this type of question? Dating phase is that phase you get to know who you are dealing with. Talking is cheap. Anyone can say anything and you guys are not playing 20 questions gam

@SpillOffrecord The fact that we’ve been talking for months and he just sprung this on me

I was talking with this fine doctor for months . He traveled to Canada with PR visa and was doing fine . One day he asked me “ I’m a spec . Fine and rich . I can bring you over to Canada, you can work if you choose to or not, but aside from your pretty self what else can you offer in the relationship?” I stared at my ceiling hours after that call and bitterly admitted that he was right. I had just gotten my certificate, I was out of a job and my finances were a mess. What could I possibly offer in a relationship at that point?

@esther_stan It could be that your partner provides great assistance and makes everything easier for you. And financially, this person is clueless but when pointed to the right directions they can perform. So, what answers were he expecting? “I can balance your finances, have your kids?”

@esther_stan So people ask these questions really? Marriage is now a card game where people are interviewed and based on how well they answer, then you marry them? What happens to being in a relationship with the person and do the whole discovery yourself. It could be that the person is a go

@n6oflife6 I thought it is that Osimhen’s friend that is Sammy Lerry

Went for Obagoal’s birthday dinner. I was placed on a Table With one Light skinned Egbon. Cool Guy. Life of the party Type. My brain just Dey talk say I sabi this Guy. Na so small light nack the Bros face wella. Hypeman begin Hail am. E come be say the Egbon na Sammy Larry. 😭😰

At mass, as soon as you enter put your phone on silent mode and dip inside your bag until the final blessing. If they say examine your conscience, do that. Then join in singing throughout. Your mind wanders when you are quiet. During readings and homily, practice active listening

You can judge by this photo Each did what they did based on how they think and understand things

@IgboHistoFacts Isi mmili

Do you know what ‘River Bank’ is called in Igbo?

@minutesimal_ For most people but not all

From my data and observations, 90% of ladies didn’t get their period the following month after their first period but it came back 3-6 month later right????

@gabgonebad She looks like ASAP. She is such a cutie ❤️❤️❤️

Rihanna with her daughter Rocki Irish on set of W Magazine 🤧