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11 months since my last publication on Afrocritik, I’ve been published yet again.
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@St_Beezlebub
Poet & Author | Barça
Benue, Nigeria Bergabung Eylül 2019
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They bicycle every relative promised me when I was 8 is still in transit.
Udeme Akpan | SOCIAL MEDIA & ADS MANAGER@udemeAkpan01
I told my niece I'd buy her an iPhone if she scored 300 and above in JAMB. She's 17, wants to study Medicine, and has been borrowing her mum's phone to read past questions since January. We made the deal in February. Handshake and everything. Last week, her result dropped.
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@Zikoterta 90% homophobic Nigerians wants to sleep with you in privacy.
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@OurFavOnlineDoc @estybass46 Now it’s very certain that there’s a political undertone and there’s someone high there making the demands.
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Reported demands made by the terrorists who kidnapped children and teachers in Oyo state:
1. ₦1 billion to be paid into an account in the Benin Republic.
2. Release of terrorists currently held in Agodi and Abolongo Prisons.
3. Two Hilux vehicles.
4. Amendment of Oyo State laws to enforce and introduce sharia law.
For those of you who continue to make excuses for terrorists, who refer to terrorists as your brothers and who applaud this lunatic government when they release these barbaric murderers back into society, please be aware that you will eventually be ruined by this same satanic ideology you endorse.
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“She wasn’t laughing, she was just amused”
Naso.
Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️@Molayoo_
There’s this lady on TikTok that sells frozen foods. She posted a video of where a customer came to her shop to buy a fish and then he asked her to cut the fish into 12 pieces, this lady started laughing at the man. Like, are you crazy??? Why’re you mocking a customer fgs???? Her facial expression was very disrespectful and it pissed me off like mad. The economy is in shambles, we can do better abeg.
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If e fail, I go deny am😂
Bayer 04 Leverkusen@bayer04_en
🆕 Built in La Masia, new to our collection: Carles Martinez Novell! ✅
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Flash backs from nysc camp. I was literally ready to go down on my knees at the spot. 😭💔🥲 God did his thing with men oo!
richard 🐐@richiethetitan
i dey bath this guy just dey look my preek
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Buying banana from this young guy this evening, while checking, I asked him “hope say dem ripe? ”..he replied “shey you, you ripe? ”..the raging horny spirit in me nearly told him…“come make we go corner make I show you my prick”..😭💔make no man move anyhow around this pride o!
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🇹🇿🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗦 𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗦𝗜 (𝟭𝟰) was the 𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗥 of the U17 AFCON!
The Youngest Player on the competition.
BORN IN 2011. 14 YEARS OLD 🤯🤯🤯
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On this day last year, my life was without colour. I woke up sad, broke, and in a strange state.
I’m glad my 21st year started booming a few months later, and I can’t explain how happy I am to be here and to be alive.
My 21st era was filled with laughter, regrets, sad moments, happy times, self-love, acceptance, and above all, connecting with my community.
As I walk into my 22nd era, I do so with high hopes and expectations. I hope I get to tick off all the audacious things on my wishlist and live even more.
Cheers to 22 🍾🥂
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On aurait pas du les aider avec du recul eux jamais de la vie si on était a leur place ils l’auraient fait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Madrid Zone@theMadridZone
🚨 Enrique Riquelme: "Barca and Real Madrid should help each other? I want Barca to be RELEGATED. I want them to DISAPPEAR. La Liga would become boring? I don't care."
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