Stacey

this is my favorite video on the internet

He is a fucking weirdo

@creepydotorg Slaughterer

What is an undeniably evil profession?

@paradoxxer @PopCrave Are you a ‘man’ and if so, are we comparing it to yours? If so, then maybe it does sound like yours

@PopCrave It sounds like a man's voice. 🤣

Miley Cyrus opens up about medical condition: “I have the Reinke's edema, which is something that is called, it's abuse of the vocal cords. And being 21 and staying up and drinking and smoking and partying after every show does not help. But also in my case, it does not cause it. So my voice always sounded like this - it's a part of my unique anatomy. I have this large polyp on my cords, and I'm not willing to sever it ever, because the chance of waking up from a surgery and not sounding like myself is a probability.”

@ryn1494 @Morbidful Umm why?

In 2021, a man died after his rooster, armed with a knife for an illegal cockfight, slashed his groin, severing an artery and causing him to bleed to death. The animal was held at a police station before being transferred to a farm.

@NoContextBrits We can’t move to spain anymore flavour

Brexit flavour. What does that taste like?

@kxtie_sm06 Meeeeee

who wants my tate mcrae presale code

@loveonruel Pleaaaaaseeeee

@DailyTalie_ I was on injection and tablet and neither worked for me tbh

Trying to eat in a calorie deficit whilst exercising and it taking five million years whilst so many people are dropping weight rapidly due to ozempic etc.. is harrrrrrd. I do not want to take/inject a drug not administered by a doctor but f'ing hell it's hard.

Tate McRae was at my work and i didn’t speak to her. Low and high point of my year right there. 🥹

Me: I'm staying in the house so I dont spend any money Me in the house:

@DonaldTNews Must be nice to be so rich you have that option

🚨BREAKING: Robert De Niro and Bruce Springsteen say they are leaving the United States now that Donald Trump will be President. What's your reaction?

what do you mean liam payne just died on a random wednesday evening in buenos aires he was literally posting on snapchat like 30 minutes ago and then somehow died WHATS GOING ON?

@LiveNation I had a 4 pack code and it just keeps saying invalid when I try to use it

It’s time, besties. 🏥 Nurse John is heading to a city near you for The Short Staffed Tour! Grab your tickets this Friday at 10am local: livemu.sc/4bYWnCm 😍

@joncoopertweets Surely it would be a bit infected maybe

Can any nurse, doctor, EMT or ER technician tell me whether this size bandage for a cut on the ear is normal? It seems ridiculously large to me. I mean, wouldn’t a plain ol’ Band-Aid do the trick? 🩹

I’m so over having to work every day. Someone please send me a mil.

Aw man when is the bear back on again? I can’t wait 🤣

These little sheep I seen today at work 😍😍😍

Cute