Sterling Archer 🇵🇹

What a great day. Quite possibly the greatest day of my entire life.

How do you politely tell someone they’re overweight?

“Your music saved me” Which artist would you say this to?

Manchester United fans, pick your 3 preferred midfield options below. Bruno Guimaraes Adam Wharton Elliot Anderson Carlos Baleba Mateus Fernandes Sandro Tonali

Declan Rice up early in the morning. That's what a captain should do. Meanwhile, your favourite pampered selfish Hale End boy is still having sex.

At least our quadruple charge lasted until the final day of the season, Arsenal's is over at the first time of asking 😭😭😭

You know how good it feels working out in the morning again?

Whether it’s a 0/10 or 10/10 performance I do not care. I’d give up my wife and kids for you it’s as simple as that. TILL THE FUCKING END.

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Texture vs. taste: have you ever disliked a food purely because of how it feels, even though the flavor was actually good?

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

i wish i was wembley rn man

Arsenal fans leaving at 85 mins is ridiculous since it literally is only 2-0. Also they’re acting like this is the only thing they’re competing for lol