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Just put together a Flingiuerchlogh bed from Ikea. Took me just a nugget past an hour. I have a new kindred respect for fluffers.

@calleymeans They live longer because Buffalo Ranch isn’t one of their food groups.

Japan does not fluoridate their water. Japan does not give the Hep B vaccine to babies on the first day of life. The Japanese live 10 YEARS longer than Americans. It is not anti-science to assess and update American public health policies. It is a scientific imperative.

@krassenstein Timothy Chalemet??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!’

BREAKING: Crystal-clear photo of the UnitedHealth CEO's killer has just been released. If this guy isn’t identified after this, then something is seriously wrong. Share this image everywhere.

Is this the most exciting game of the season? @nfl #MNF

@pattonoswalt @LaurenLeFranc @TheBatman I have tried and tried, but cannot for the life of me, envision what Colin Farrell looks like doing this character withOUT the makeup.

And I don’t know who to credit for Colin’s next-level prosthetic make-up design, so I’ll just shout out Crystal Jurado, who’s the makeup department head, but good lord the whole team hit it out of the PARK on this one.

I was seriously NOT ready for how amazing #ThePenguin was…

@atrupar I stopped reading past “ASU”

ASU student tells MSNBC that she voted for Trump because she likes that he doesn't plan to ban abortion

Today I transition my use of this app solely for the free porn.#X

I would love to someday read the contract Trump signed with the Devil. Its gotta be an all timer.

@DavidShuster You are keeping me calm, Sir.

In 2020, there were 6.8 million votes cast in PA. So far, 5.9 million counted. So, another 900,000+ still to come, at least. And mostly in urban Philly/suburbs. #Election2024

@politico Guess the better man won. JUST KIDDING. Texans dont give a F&CK about character, values or accomplishments.

Ted Cruz wins reelection in Texas ow.ly/Kr0h105O1ar

@JennyJohnsonHi5 @BrettFavre He wont reply. Ive been waiting for him to answer about which charity he wants to ripoff next.

I’m waiting for you to answer this question, @BrettFavre.

Did you put God first when you sent pictures of your dick to a reporter who wanted to see zero pictures of your dick? I forgot about that part in the Bible.

Im so happy I live in the country of California.

@ZackBornstein @jimmycthatsme Hahahaha You win. Thanks. I needed this.

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

@AlbertBreer False. When Brady got hurt. Most backups could run the offense. Garopolo. Casell. Do you really think Carson Wentz could takeniver without missing a beat? I think the pin drop silence from the crowd tells how vital Mahomes is to this team. He IS THE CHIEFS

The Chiefs have become the Tom Brady Patriots. Doesn’t matter who’s hurt. Doesn’t matter who left. Doesn’t even matter if the quarterback is banged up. Result feels inevitable every time.

@atrupar @stealthygeek Optics, People. Optics.

As Americans are outraged by someone at his rally who compared Puerto Rico to garbage, Trump thought it would be cute to take questions from a gigantic garbage truck

This might be the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in politics.

@JoJoFromJerz Hes such an unlikeable HACK.

Rob Schneider is the Roseanne Barr of Kevin Sorbos.

@JoJoFromJerz Omg. Its Wally and the Beaver!!

Name this duo.

@DrJillStein Dont you have a shitty album to put out? Go away.

We may disagree with RFK Jr. about many things, but he’s right about how the Democratic Party uses lawfare and dirty tricks to suppress democratic competition and voter choice. The Dems preach about “saving democracy”, but in reality they’re working overtime to stamp it out.