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Happy Taylor Swift release day to all who celebrate!

Moving from Google products to Microsoft products is like being sucked into a cursed fax machine and stranded two decades ago.

What day is it?

How did @Respawn manage to make the footsteps audio in @PlayApex worse with the patch meant to fix it? 🤦‍♂️

My youngest son's first words have included: -Mom -Dad -Cookie -Hey Google 😳

WHAT IS A KILOMETER? 🦅🦅🦅

me texting my friends when the worst movie i’ve ever heard of in my life is coming out

Every time Tim Walz drives past a graveyard, he definitely says "People are dying to get in there."

Gubernatorial.

“Why use the Oxford comma?”

@cowardlylyons *mess up🤦

@cowardlylyons Yes! When you need up the designated flow of traffic it's not polite, it's confusing.

Dear people who think they're being "nice" by waving me through an intersection when it's not my turn: I hate you.

Midsommar (2019)

"I can't catch it for you, but I can carry you!"

@PlayApex Too many cheaters in diamond and up to reliably climb.

Reminder - Ranked ends a little early this season! Be sure to finish your climb before Ranked Rumble kicks off on Aug 3! 💪

We are all saddened to hear of Tony Pankhurst's passing. He was the face of The Curator, and we loved working with him. 🤍

How blessed are we to have this man lolol

When Falwell resigned from @LibertyU amid cascading scandals, the school had a chance to change course--to reject his approach that prioritized profits over people & gave license to abuse & corruption at the highest echelons. Four years later, they have returned to form.