Rob

I'm only tweeting this so I can pin it to the top my tweets.

I'm taking a break from Twitter. Might be a week, might be a month but play nicely while I'm gone. #TTFN 👋

Harlequins are the first visiting side to beat Wasps at the Ricoh Arena in the Aviva Premiership since Saracens in December 2015. 👏

@Delia_n_Scooby Only honorary? 😉

@Delia_n_Scooby Ta for the RT 👍

@steviejaygx Thanks for the RT.

My daughter has outgrown her Quins top (size = ladies' small). Would anyone like it before it goes to a charity shop? #COYQ

@Agentfalco Is the Sunday Sport still going?

@AmieActually I think you're supposed to be dazzled by the toys and overlook the practicalities.

I knew the moon landings were faked. #Proof twitter.com/avalanche_edin…

Went to a several car dealers today. All waxed lyrical about Bluetooth, DAB radios and satnav but none knew how much a tank of petrol costs.

@radicalhoneybee @FstoneTriennial Maybe...

@radicalhoneybee @FstoneTriennial I'm not sure subversion was his intention!

#overheard in Folkestone. Man pointing to @FstoneTriennial seagull in Sandgate Rd: "Oh look, it's the Folkestone Triennial duck."

I just lost a £10 bet at my local because I couldn't think of a palindrome..... dammit Im mad... @ShitJokes

@nixcat72 Saw this and thought of you > twitter.com/videocats/stat…

This is one of the best tweets I've seen in a long time 👏 > twitter.com/pauleggleston/…

Apparently Samphire Hoe has won the #MercuryPrize #MightBeConfused

Had coffee with the President of Folkestone aka @KayMcLoughlin today. She says I'm Folkestone's Twitter Banksy. I'll take that!

Looking for fans who could help out an elderly fan who can no longer drive to the den. He is in Folkestone. Please Dm if you can offer help

@Agentfalco Thank you 😀