TedCruzSucks.

@HQNewsNow Trump's speaking voice irritates me to no end. For the love of God, someone find Morgan Freeman to salvage this disaster.

Trump is now reading Bible verses from the Oval Office, one week after depicting himself as Jesus

@joncoopertweets I hope no one reminds Trump-

🚨🚨 BREAKING: In a huge victory for Democrats that will greatly increase their odds of winning back the House in November, Virginia voters have APPROVED the redistricting referendum.

@nut_history The great Ernie Harwell, the voice of the Detroit Tigers. "Strike three, and he stood there like the house by the side of the road"

Who was the baseball voice of your youth? For me, it was Dan Shulman and Buck Martinez. And Joe Morgan and Jon Miller

@RossKneeDeep It will return dressed in sheep's clothing if we don't hold everyone in this administration criminally responsible for violating the Constitution. No mercy!

Here's a question. What happens to MAGA when Trump is out of office?

What was the moment our politics started to go off the rails?

@sciencegirl @kangaroos991 You can call it a den, a pit, or a nest. You can also call it the Trump administration as we her closer to the midterms.

A group of snakes is called?

@atrupar He didn't mention the underground coal mine fire in Centralia, Pennsylvania, which ignited in May 1962, is still burning today. The fire, burning in abandoned anthracite coal seams 300 feet below ground, covers about 3,700 acres and could continue for another 250 to 1,000 years.

Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "I'm pretty confident coal will lead the world in global electricity production when I die"

@JOKAQARMY1 The formal, multi-phase process of moving from beginner to expert in a technical or artistic ability, such as photography as an art form, necessitates mastery of the technical aspects (exposure and composition). We sacrificed the enjoyment of learning in favor of convenience.

Dr Jared Cooney Horvath.

@JoeP990392 @ronsterd89 Wrong, its just the opposite

@ronsterd89 Spaghetti sauce has a thinner consistency.

@atrupar I'd lose fewer brain cells watching Green Acres reruns than hearing anything said by anyone in this administration. I've wasted enough time, so my future responses will just be either "No, it is not." "No, that is not possible." "No, you are lying."

Hassett: "The fact is that President Trump's Truths have given a very clear guide to the journalists in the country and the American people about the progress we're making. In the beginning the president said in 4 to 6 weeks we expect this could be resolved, and I think we're getting pretty close to that being accurate."

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Onion makes Jones cry, news at 11:00

I didn't have "Alex Jones pissed off Donald Trump so Trump directed the DOJ to give Infowars to the Onion" on my bingo card. Incredible.

When you see this Yankee’s logo, who do you think of?

@realstewpeters BS. Tucker will pursue the next media darling because there is money to be earned. He studied the tea leaves and planned his exit to save himself for the next grift/opportunity.

TUCKER CARLSON: “I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people.” This is a very humble and honest statement. Big respect to Tucker.

@LucasSa56947288 In all fairness you would have to be drunk or stoned to survive this colossal disaster.

🚨JUST IN: Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has RESIGNED. Her exit follows a tenure rocked by multiple scandals—including an investigation into an alleged affair with a security staffer and accusations of drinking on the job. What do you say to her?

@GAltringham I go back and forth between Rear Window and North by Northwest.

What is your favorite Alfred Hitchcock film? 🧐 Mine is Rear Window (1954).

@USronaldcarter Forget the deal this administration needs real regime change and sending Vance would ensure the death of all the current Iranian leaders living within a 2 mile radius. Lets GO!

🚨 so let me get this straight.. if the Trump admin sends Witkoff and Kushner → there is no deal.. if they send Vance → they already know they're losing.. if they send Rubio → the deal is basically done they just want the photo.. if they send Trump himself → the deal was done yesterday and he's taking the credit.. if Trump announces it → good news.. if Hegseth announces it → bad news.. the most secretive administration in decades.. gave you a five-envelope cheat sheet for every outcome before it happens.. and the press corps is STILL asking for press releases.. either they don't know the pattern.. or they know and they're choosing to play dumb.. both answers are embarrassing.. follow for more of whatever the hell this is becoming..

@TheMaineWonk This hipster doofus supporting your candidacy exemplifies the old adage, "With friends like these, who needs enemies?"

Fraudster Scott Presler threatens to go to Louisiana and Texas to campaign against Republican Senators Cassidy and Cornyn in primaries. Gee, I wonder how Republicans in the Bayou and the Permian are going to welcome him.

@ConstitionalUSA @Mearical @JamesTate121 You don't know shit. Crawl back in your MAGA hole

@Mearical @TedResist @JamesTate121 Not really. Look up Trump 1980s to now. Same thing. Same points & efforts. A 78 yr old who hasnt let the left ir a bullet deter that exact same message. One the left welcomed until he became a Republican. So he likes speech patterns. At least he can speak unlike Joe or Cackles

I cannot unsee this. I've been watching Trump answer questions for years. The confidence. The certainty. The way he shuts down a room. I genuinely thought he was one of the sharpest communicators alive. Then one day I caught myself finishing his sentence before he said it. Not guessing. Knowing. Word for word. Before he said it. So I pulled the transcripts. Press conferences. Interviews. Sprays. Egg prices. Greenland. January 6th. Military strikes. Different years. Different reporters. Completely different topics. Same thing every time. Every single time Trump is asked a question — any question — he runs the exact same 7 steps. In the exact same order. Without exception. This is not personality. This is not confidence. This is not charisma. This is a deliberate repeatable formula. And I can prove it. His actual words. Public record. Verify every single one yourself. 📷 STEP 1 — KILL THE QUESTION (First thing every time — make the question itself the problem.) 📷 "That's a stupid question." / "Fake news." 📷 STEP 2 — KILL WHO ASKED IT (Destroy the source so the question has nowhere to stand.) 📷 "Your ratings are terrible. Nobody watches your network." 📷 STEP 3 — INSERT HIMSELF (Every topic. Every time. Without fail. It always lands here.) 📷 "Nobody has ever done what I've done." 📷 STEP 4 — SCALE IT TO THE BIGGEST CLAIM POSSIBLE (Not good. Not great. The greatest. Ever. In history. Every single time.) 📷 "More than any administration — by far." / "Nobody has ever had crowds like I've had — in history, for any country." 📷 STEP 5 — UNNAMED PEOPLE AGREE (Faceless. Countless. Unverifiable. Always there.) 📷 "Smart people are saying it. Great people. A lot of people." 📷 STEP 6 — VAGUE THREAT (Something bad will happen. Never specified. Always implied.) 📷 "All hell will break out." / "They know it. Believe me." 📷 STEP 7 — LOOP BACK TO HIMSELF (Different words. Same destination. Formula complete.) 📷 "It's been an amazing period of time. Page after page of accomplishments." The question was never answered. The formula just ran. Go back and watch any clip. Any year. Any topic. Any reporter. Count the steps. I'll wait. This is the part nobody wants to sit with: Real conviction engages with the actual question. It sometimes stumbles. Sometimes says I don't know. It changes shape based on what's in front of it. A formula runs the same 7 steps whether the topic is war or egg prices. Which means the response was never built for the question. It was built for you. To feel powerful. To feel certain. To stop you from noticing that nothing was actually answered. And it worked. For years it worked. Pull any transcript. Public record. Count the steps yourself. This isn't about politics. This is about what you were never supposed to notice. I've found the same deliberate pattern running in another major figure in this administration. Different slots. Same principle. Same effect. Next post I break it down. Follow or miss it. VIA~~ Jamie Hoo

@atrupar Why do I have the feeling that any conversation I would have with this guy would result in me instinctively checking my pockets to see if my wallet was missing?

Hassett: "When I came in, the only thing everybody was talking about was the high price of eggs. Now egg prices are so low that farmers are actually complaining about it. Beef prices came down ... so we've made a huge amount of progress on the individual items that affect inflation."

@NamethatYank Another mistake made by the ridicious clowns running the HOF

NAME THAT YANK! In his entire career, this man made the playoffs only once, in which he was completely dominant despite it being a losing effort. In a 14 year career entirely as a Yank, this man led the league in H’s 2x, 2B’s 3x consecutively, RBI’s 1x & won himself won Batting Title though he was close to losing it to another Yank that year & almost won another. The 1x MVP won 9 Gold Gloves & 3 SS awards. This is the FIRST PLAYER of this week’s theme. Answers MAY NOT be hidden. No peeking!