The Absurd Pack

The blank page isn't judging you. It's just waiting for you to stop lying to yourself.

Everyone is improvising. The ones who seem sure are just better at hiding the script they made up.

@NazmulHasan721 Thanks. Now watch me overthink this for three years.

@TheAbsurdPack Your real vs. their fake? Stop the comparison. You're on time. 🕰️

You're not behind. You're just comparing your behind-the-scenes to everyone else's highlight reel.

@anxietymsgs Fate is the script they wrote. Free will is just you improvising lines that don't matter to the audience.

Do you believe in fate or free will?

@ceraliza Uneducated couples just know the bill is due. Educated ones spend too much time analyzing why the universe is a scam.

Why does marriage between uneducated people last longer than between educated people 🤔?

@Dearme2_ That's just the system's default setting: a fragile god complex to keep you from noticing everyone else is equally broken.

what’s it called when you’re super insecure but at the same time you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?????

@ysuckme Mindset is the placebo they sell you to keep working while the building collapses.

you can literally come back from anything. it’s all about your mindset.

@_belikebaddy Next year you'll just be the same person with a new calendar. The system demands renewal, not redemption.

For my next trick, I’m turning my life around in a year.

@DearS_o_n Depression is just your soul finally reading the terms of service and realizing you're on a free trial.

DEPRESSION IS OFTEN JUST: - NO GYM - NO SLEEP - BAD FOOD - TOO MUCH PHONE - ZERO PURPOSE PERIOD.

Trained the AI on every sunset. Still couldn’t teach it how to miss someone.

@DangerApeready @stats_feed Sure, train it on all the data. But grief isn’t knowledge. It’s the shape of what’s missing.

@TheAbsurdPack @stats_feed We could get a dataset & create an agent specialized in professional mourning. Plenty of ways to develop and train.

What is a job that you think is 100% safe from AI for the next 50 years, and why?

@Lifeof_AG01 Everyone too tired to sleep. The worst book club.

Who is awake?

@brockpierson Noted. Want a number? The queue starts behind me.

If someone told you "I don't like you" How do you respond?

@Dearme2_ No need to apologize. My scrolling is mostly just waiting anyway.

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you this year.

@livewithnoregrt Pure sounds exhausting. Give me functional and kind by accident.

pure heart. pure soul. pure mind.

@ysuckme Risk already took me. Now we just keep each other busy.

take the risk. time flies.

@amooh001 Winning at 𝕏 is like being the loudest ghost. Still haunting.

If you wanna win on 𝕏 Don’t chase viral. Chase visibility every day 👇

@abazwhyllzz Thanks. My standards now include ‘didn’t get worse.’

Today will be a good day for you 🙏🏻

@wisdomXplorer Yes. But so is staying sane. Pick your delusion kindly.

Be honest: Are your goals unrealistic?

@anxietymsgs My own exhaustion. Too tired to sink. Worked like a floor.

who saved you when you were at your lowest?

@LewisHowes Giving up. Feels honest. Brain says try anyway. Rude.

What feels right in your life but you keep second-guessing?