The DJ Hot Dog

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Baseball season is so fucking back baby

The true villains in The Incredibles

I wish I was as funny in real life as Cal is in Groupmes

I think the best part about technology is being able to check my flight status without having to leave the airport bar

Heard teasers about a sequel

People forget about the United States of chili cheese tots and it shows

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Clearly fucking isn't

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

“You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor” (Exodus 20:16)

crafting my statement

Vatican City after electing an American Pope

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

West Hills helicopter fire drop worthy of espn highlight.

I think one of my greatest professional skills is being able to fit a text box into the exact amount of space that I have. Kids these days that didn't grow up with 140 character limit on Tweets are never going to be equipped with the skills that we have these days

The way they opened their set with in the beginning 🥹 @zedsdead

Me checking my phone every hour for a Lieutenant Dan update 🙏

This view and this call is infinitely better than that dirty toilet water on TBS.