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@TheRealRoobs
quit, don't quit...noodles, don't noodles. @nohitsmusic he/him
Ontario, Canada Bergabung Şubat 2015
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If I entered this competition they’d probably take me out the back and shoot me
Fascinating@fasc1nate
International Posture Queen, 1957. The young woman with the straightest spine and the most perfect poise and personality would win. Contestants were given X-rays to determine whose spine was the straightest. Crooked spines were grounds for elimination.
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cig lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you.
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Working in a Cafe is funny because you’ll be 24 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 5 year old kid with bad manners
Wild Posts@wildpostss
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@GuestRoomStatus Did you pick it up after? That’s the real question
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tried flicking my pick into the crowd after our show last night like a cool guitar guy and it didn’t even make it past my monitor.
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I don’t ever want to work somewhere that I can’t talk shit with my boss over text on the clock
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car batteries can only die in the winter and at night actually
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dream joint rotation:
me
the hilarious ross mathews
style super star carson kressley
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*puts on a hat*
“PERRY the egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, venomous mammal THE PLATYPUS?!?”
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
Platypus is so weird that the scientists who first discovered it thought it was fake. The European explorers assumed an egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, venomous mammal had to be an elaborate hoax [📹 PBS | Nature]
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@elcaejmulac Wondering if this includes synths being played live
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