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The System
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The System
@The_System001
Computers be my thing(◔‿◔) | Professional counsellor | Novel addict | series addict | Manchester United die hard
Nairobi West Bergabung Mart 2020
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@Kamau266 Na hiyo dem Akona mtoi mdogo three months Bana na one ilifanya akaacha kunyonyesha at one month🤌🏼 But feminists for you😂 That one male feminist is still asleep angeshamwendea
Filipino
@shero_sheero @ClintonObonyo They have a 3 month old kid
Allegedly anafungiwa coz she always leaves kuenda chang'aa
Chang'aa as the dude said made her stop breastfeeding at 1 month
If that's the truth then sijui mnatetea nini
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@ClintonObonyo Ameshasema Limuru nyuma ya nazareth hospital,na hana simcard juu bwana alichukua and her phone was going off
Indonesia
unatubeba ufala, kama hutaki kusema place uko tukusaidiaje
Nyambura@I_am_Nyambura
Its okay guys nitafigure may way around sina simcard msisumbuke I gat this niko sawa he took it
Eesti
@MattyFC__ He watches your videos bro is gonna be depressed😂😂
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@denkaranimation @pogbarian11553 This is how tunaibiwa even with the government
You're okay kupewa kidogo na Mtu ameiba Mingi
Unafaa viboko🤌🏼
Filipino
@pogbarian11553 I hope you called Him to try and sort it out amicably. There is no glory in kumwagia mtu unga
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Account locked for 4 months.
Funds reimbursed.
Kenyan's we've normalised kuibiwa na kunyamaza which is what I should have done according to several comments 😂😂
Mutie_8@pogbarian11553
Reagan since you stole from me without my consent let me also share your number without consent. 0799932191
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@tonywanga @CopShakurkihara It is 80k to 120k , Do yk the price of replacing a lost key?
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A traffic police officer based in Kajiado was forced to spend the night in the very cells where he works after losing the car keys of a person he had arrested.The vehicle, a Golf Mk 7, requires about KSh 80,000 to duplicate the key.
The officer was reportedly ordered by his superiors to take full responsibility and compensate the vehicle owner, who is allegedly the son of a senior politician, as the police could not afford to cover the cost of replacing the keys.
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@256Rootyherman Huyu bois hujifanya akona manual ya life and he is the one who knows whats wrong or right.....
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Today l disagree with you!!!
Bulshit is used as manure, a source of food to micros that recycle food, used to cement floors and walls in local settings, fragrance to pregnant mothers and many more
You can’t therefore compare this nonsense to bulshit.
Eric@amerix
Bulshit!
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@Kibet_bull Kwani he thinks this is banter😂
I thought this is a fight against bad governance and corruption but the lil boy thinks it's banter
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4B is our business also, 4B can drill 2571 boreholes at a rate of 700k per hole in Turkana and North Eastern
DJ@djeduhmaks
Ndugu attack him all you want lakini leave his business alone. Rules of engagement we don't attack each other's businesses.
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@n3utral_1s_c01n Kama wewe sio mkali then Mtu anasimamia kazi anacreate a bad environment kwa kazi inafanya hawako free kwa kazi
Filipino
I have a fundi bana ameniwekea patterns in my rentals namuuliza "boss nani alikuwaambia uweke patterns ninja inanisho eti aliogopa kunisho tiles za cream zimeisha akaamua kuweka zenye zilibaki za bathroom sasa hapa mtu husaidika aje😂😂🤦
Indonesia
1571 kes airtime balance.. hizi ni transaction cost.
Welcome to AIRTEL_KE
Gituma Nturibi@gitts
I just paid an M-pesa paybill from Airtel money and i got the transaction costs back as airtime. Catch me using M-pesa app again!
English
Ademba hapa ndio you are spoiling stuff !
No one sent you to do this!
Stop guilt tripping people!!nkt
Ademba Allans@Ademba_47
We registered 2601 new voters in Kitale but this is how we travelled. This time mlikataa kudonate gari ikabidi tende na 14 seater yenye imengolewa viti ikageuzwa ya mizigo. Y'all thought it is fun. Anyway bora kitale Wako kadi and the message was received.
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@hanoj_ibsen @gitts Wait you just made me realise I can save in that
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I just paid an M-pesa paybill from Airtel money and i got the transaction costs back as airtime. Catch me using M-pesa app again!
Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
@OduorFelix I'm one of the few who need a shade juu hii jua hukuwa too much
But for the love of the game we never feel it that much
English
I've been in this stadium from the time it looked like this,they would close it for every 2 year to do very dissapointing renovations for billions,bare minumus thats get you guys excited,Jua Imenipiga kwa Hii kiwanja that I dont admire anything about cause of sunsets pics
Kenya troll football ⚽@bomboluly
Nyayo stadium doesn't need canopy! Bring back night football 😭. #footballke
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@GathogoBMwangi @Safaricom_Care They even paid some influencers to support it😂
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Dear @Safaricom_Care, this is defensive marketing and it only flops.
Stop this gimmicks and stop arguing with the actual users of your products. Fix it.
We are the ones who use it daily not you. Products should be developed following user-satisfaction not engineer-satisfaction. Feedback should shape products, not engineers.
You have seen the honest feedback on this app and more, continuing to push the product is creating a defensive altercation with the users. Fix the app!!
Safaricom PLC@SafaricomPLC
Send, pay, invest, save and all things M-PESA, check your data, manage your line & services, without juggling apps. It's best of both worlds One Up’d. #MyOneApp
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@Primeandeka Edit document print
Akuje ajionee ushushe tena💀😂😂
Română
Sijawaambia iko mama alidanganywa anapewa share hii company yangu akashukisha bendera😂😂😂 alikua anademand cr12 aone kama ako. Town!!
Andeka@Primeandeka
First in my bloodline kuregister a company🥹🥹🥹
Indonesia
🔵⚪
𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐲....
Maintaining our traditional blue and white colours
Our home kit is here and it looks beautiful...
𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗟𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝗚𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗜𝗧
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