Toby Chiang

#BBCOurNextPM #BBCDebate

Just wrote a #joke: Did you hear about the administrator's crisis at the cured-meat factory? It was more to delegate.

@LucyStevoJSY @cassyjsy I saw a great line from a comedian recently about this issue. His conclusion was that women were discouraged from having pockets because they would simply 'fill them with votes and contraception'.

@cassyjsy @TobyChiang Watch out you’ll start a revolution! 🤣

New book reminded me of you @TobyChiang - the dressmakers can’t understand why a dress would need pockets (bet they would it if was a pair of trousers for a boy!)

@LucyStevoJSY Excellent! I'm glad the good fight continues. Hope you and the now-larger family are well.

@taylertoons Nice. On a similar theme:

The funniest outcome would be if we all go to bed tomorrow night with no winner declared and when we wake up it’s June 28th, the day after the Biden-Trump debate, and we’re all trapped in a 4 month long time loop for the rest of eternity.

@BarronMedia Jettison airplane

#HeadlineChallenge: German woman Michelle Kobke has 'dumped' the love of her life - a Boeing 737 plane - after a long-distance relationship lasting nine years. Despite being separated, she says they are 'still friends'. SHUDDA PUT A WING ON IT #Beyonce mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…

Tuesday’s ⁦@thetimes⁩ cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morland…

Late-afternoon espresso. Uuuuuuuuuge mistake.

Very excited to be running our first CPD session next month on Authorship Analysis for Investigators! Join us to learn how linguistic analysis can help identify authors in criminal investigations 🚨🚔🚨

Presumably so patients would give a sh*t

Tuesday’s ⁦@thetimes⁩ cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morland…

@christhebarker See also: ‘septic’

This sceptered isle…

@EwaSR Hiding you blood type in plain sight? Crafty.

Minnesota ehhhhy?

**Googles “Tim Walz”** #Kamala4President2024

This packaging really makes it sound like the company has put 38% less plastic in their gluten-free bread…

Republicans for Harris has been trending all day. MAGA is freaking out. And we might hit 50,000 followers soon. #RepublicansForHarris are on 🔥 to beat Trump.

Why don’t we keep the Rwanda policy, but use it to ship out these mindless rioters…?

Am in total awe of this.