Tophat Purple

@gold__memory No boogie

what does "No biggie" mean

@littlelimeade You are drunk.

“Chugged beer, coffee and mountain dew all in the span of 10 minutes, I am feelin gooood.”

@invisimate [Tophat puts his hat back on] Thanks, now my hat is basically a block of ice because of how cold it is....

@TopHatPurpol ME MYSELF AND I .

I want Ice cream .

@invisimate You specky little twit.... [Tophat goes after the hat] All this for some frozen milk... WHO EATS ICE CREAM WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE?!

@TopHatPurpol fetch . [ Navy tosses the hat off into the distance. damn… ]

@invisimate Oh, piss. Now give me my hat back!

@TopHatPurpol ok . [ yoink. ]

@invisimate Then do it. I dare you, I double dare you to do it

@TopHatPurpol I very much Would . If It were For the Sake of an iced . Cream .

@invisimate Well, sorry, but I wanted to keep it for meself. It's under my tophat, and you wouldn't want to take off a gentleman's hat, would you?

@TopHatPurpol Give It .

@invisimate Hmmm.... I don't know who I am, but I have some ice cream

@TopHatPurpol mimimimimi yes I do Who are You to Tell me what I do and Don’t Want

@Vamphunterlime //I'd be interested!

//anyone interested in me making Merritt (lime) a strawpage? I’d likely make it a series like an ask a monster hunter esq thing //let me all know your thoughts ^_^

@Unpaidjanitors I suppose it's alright to have an "X" account, but I'd like to call it Twitter. It's better I think

Heya crew!! ^^ I was told by white that having a … ‘x’ account would be beneficial, and would get me more beans than i signed for !! [ AND ANOTHER GREEN JOINS #parodytwt ]

Does anyone want a bottle of champagne?

// Hmm.... still empty...

@chemicalsweets What if the rumours are true?

Lies people that are jealous of my achievements have spread. Nothing for you to worry about! (*^_^*) Do not dig for answers. //chemicalsweets.straw.page

@Vamphunterlime Oh, I am trustworthy. Why... wouldn't I be... did I do something wrong?

Oh uh.. thank you, I suppose your quite trust worthy as well. I think. Hopefully…

@BananaBreadBran Oh, shut it, it's a work of nonfiction, it'll be alright

@TopHatPurpol Don't, you'll either lose the account/paper or someone will judge you or you'll forget about it. I should know, I have one in my drawer and ones published on Wattpad unfinished because I lost the account

By Jove, I think I should write a book...

It's time to go back to Fungle for my holiday!

@littlelimeade What is it again?

“Iaamm about to crashout.”

@COUNTVONMAROON I think Mira is purposely ignoring you

HORRIBLE! JUST HORRIBLE! JUST BECAUSE I MADE MY... VAMPIRE.. ROOM IN A JANITOR CLOSET DOESNT MEAN ITS MY ACTUAL ROOM!!! I DONT WANT TO SLEEP HERE!!! IM SENDING MIRA MY 20TH ROOM REQUEST AND WONT STOP UNTIL THEY GIVE ME ONE.

@littlelimeade You're a bit weird, too, but that's besides the point. Why does he eat raw chicken? Does he think it's more healthy?

@TopHatPurpol “My dad is weird! I dunno how he's still alive ngl”

“I will punch the caption in the face for 10 beans and a jar of pickles.