Totally Man U
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Totally Man U
@TotallyManU
I left my job to start this account. My aim is to tweet breaking news for Man Utd fans around the world. Follow me on this incredible journey.
est.2014 Bergabung Ağustos 2014
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Finally done it.
Quit my job to run the page full time.
Website coming soon...
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Aside from my wife leaving me, flying to France to interview Paul Pogba only to be told he's in America right now is my lowest ever moment.
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@paulpogba Paul. I am the founder and CEO of TotallyManU. I'm really interested in speaking with you. Get back to me please mate. Thank you.
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Flight to Paris booked. I'm sick of the speculation. Tomorrow I fly to France to get the latest on Paul Pogba's future. Let me settle this.
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Thanks for nothing.. The followers of this account are pathetic. That's the last time I do a meet and greet. Not one person showed up
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I am going to be holding a meet and greet outside Old Trafford tomorrow as a sorry to the fans for my lack of tweets. Come and say hi.
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Happy birthday to my son Michael. Have a good day mate. Tell your mum she's a slag and thanks for ruining my life. Love from dad xx
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I have dedicated my life to running a Manchester United Twitter account. When they perform and lose like that I seriously worry.
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Just realised the United squad are in Denmark. What a waste of my time. 6 hours trying to get hold of LVG and he isn't even in the country.
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On a more positive note I will be phoning @ManUtd later today. I won't be stopping until I have either LVG or Paul Scholes on the phone.
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I was hurt by some of the Q&A questions last night which is why it was cut short. Asking me to 'go and boil my head' is appalling.
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I can't believe I am saying this. I have decided to return as CEO of #TotallyManU for the third time. #FollowMyIncredibleJourney
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If anyone is even bothered about me anymore I'm now unemployed and living off benefits. My wife has left me and taken the kids.
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My performance yesterday during deadline day was unacceptable. Certain sources let me down and I can only apologise to my fans for this.
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As CEO of #TotallyManU I cannot confirm the signing of Daley Blind. Still waiting to hear back from a source of mine. Stay with me.
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I decided to wait until now to break the news that Man United will sign Falcao on loan. The loan fee is around the £6m mark. #TotallyManU
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If you're a Man Utd fan you MUST follow me. I hope to become the first million pound twitter account. I tweet breaking news. #TotallyManU
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As chief executive of #TotallyManU I would like to apologise to mine and the clubs supporters for the 4-0 defeat at the hands of MK Dons.
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@GreenFlagUK Stuck on the A1 heading towards Sunderland. Car has completely packed in. Battery about to die on my phone please help me.
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