𝑻𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒚𝒐𝒏

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒅 𝑺𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕! 𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒓𝒔' 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒚 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔...

Let her test her latest potions on you and she'll reward you with one (1) kiss for each one you drink for her.

Waking up with morning wood is hard for the scientist when her pants struggle to hold the Uma's length back from tearing a hole in the fabric... She's had to start sleeping naked from the waist down most nights because of it. 🙄

Tachyon finding another Uma with high potential and forcefully pumping them full of her seed to guarantee her offspring will be an even better Uma than she was...

// Tachyon dealing with her race-career ending injury by trying to create a child that'll inherit her racing skills?...

Lick her abs while she slips her latest concoctions into your drink.

// Hoping everyone here is reading the parts under my pinned that explain how this is a TABOO account-

@LizMilev // She was still a concubine, surely it counts. If you want to do the two then that's fine! I wouldn't have minded, I do have a muse where I'm constantly writing three at once.

@UmaResearcher //does it count if the concubine was a whole spy drama? I'll say it counts because fuck the emperor (in the no fun way) Its okay, I can do the two, it's a nice exercise to do every once in a while

// For anyone curious, it's them.

// Or swap my Silver Wolf since I not only hardly use her, but it's rare that I'm so eager to write with another HSR character that I want to muse my own-

// If I do something stupid and make a Maomao muse despite there being absolutely no Apothecary Diary verse on here, I'll have to decide if I swap someone like my Arlecchino or Silver Wolf, or risk making a new acc again. Maaaybe I could swap my Arlecchino, hardly use her..

@LizMilev // Even better when you think about Maomao's basically taking one of the Emperor's concubines- I could also handle doing two if you'd prefer just doing one but still want all three of them in something! Maomao would work with anyone, if she didn't scare most of the people.

@UmaResearcher //could be both eve, I can survive doing both. The emperor gets a whole palace of girls, maomao can have two as a treat. Maomao could also play nicely with the Verdigris girls, if you stretch it a bit

@LizMilev // May take you up on that offer, the chance to write something with them is definitely tempting. Maomao with Shisui/Loulan or Xiaolan.. If I can think of which muse to swap next, maybe I'll just bite the bullet and make a Maomao muse anyways. No chance it'll catch on though.

@UmaResearcher //we do what we need to do to cope, bestie. I know how it feels. Apothecary really has absolutely no verse, specially not on the taboo side of things, but if you want to do something about it on DMs I'm always up to it!

@LilSpica_ // Seeing Spanish accounts always hurts because I can't interact with them when they always seem so cool, and I don't want to just use something like a translator to do it because I don't want to bother them with me being dumb and the translator probably being iffy-

☆ — NO FR , this is so soul crushing ! like i speak spanish , english , and some french but seeing an account so far above me always puts me down

// Seeing an account that muses a character you love so much, but seeing they're either out of your league or speak a language you can't speak so you just have to sit there yearning. :(

@LizMilev // So true, so true. Me adding them on Tomodachi life is my way of both coping with the fact that there's probably no Apothecary Diary verse on here, having to wait for Season 3, and that I don't know if they'll reunite. So tempted to just muse Maomao with the limited art atp..

@UmaResearcher //the doomed yuri with Loulan is just soooo good! inject it straight into my veins please. Sadly 90% of the art is indeed AI, sad

@LilSpica_ // That's all I needed to hear- 🙏

☆ — they never raced irl i’m pretty sure but symboli in the anime adores oguri because of how carefree she is and it’s a mutual respect thing . . so yeah this is pretty canon ♡

// Also, replace Oguri with Tachyon and ooooooh...

// As someone who knows nothing about Uma musume, can someone tell me if this is canon thanks-

"It's been far too long since I've had some proper fun." 𝑬𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒉 𝒅𝒖 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒕 - 𝑨𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝑨𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑽𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆. "I hope you can make this night a memorable one~" 𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒔.

@LizMilev // FINALLY. I wanted to do a Maomao muse so damn bad but when I try to find nsfw art for a potential pinned tweet, majority of it is AI generated. :(

@UmaResearcher @BoytoyAngels I'M HERE, I CARE ABOUT APOTHECARY DIARIES. PICK ME, YOU HAVE ME

Is she upset that an injury forced her to put her racing career on hiatus and she can no longer run at full potential? Of course. Is she upset about having to spend all her time researching the other Umas? Not at all. If anything, she's happy about the extra free time.