UpwardBoss

FOOTBALL WON TODAY

Haaland 64:41

It is APRIL 19TH and there is snow outside of my window Get me the fuck out of this hellhole

Arsenal are the Edmonton Oilers of football. I will not elaborate.

City

Beer

Are you ready yet?

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN @ARSENAL AND THERE'S FUCK ALL YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. UP THE FUCKING BLUES.

P R E S S U R E

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE

Erling Haaland to @SkySportsPL: "Woah, sometimes, I get a good feeling..." 🎶😏

All the big talk, and relegation spurs with Thomas Frank played better at the Etihad that “Teta” and his cunts. Fucking pussies.

"Don't worry Gooners."

So happy with the response. Could’ve easily capitulated. What a brilliant chance to win the league now!

Haaland monstrous. Bernardo a born winner. O'Reilly imperious. Cherki just majestic. Donnarumma redeemeed himself immensely. Guehi and Khusanov powerhouses. Just fucking brilliant.

Noted.

Ladies and gentlemen. The title is on.

THE ETIHAD STADIUM HAS ERUPTED AT THE FULL-TIME WHISTLE. COME ON CITY.

MANCHESTER CITY FOOTBALL CLUB. I LOVE YOU