Naresh

@SkySportsNews being as useless as always repeating the relegation battle segment of their Paper Talk directly after adverts break.

@hsobejon @theliamnissan This is Northern Soul, you should perhaps research the music being listened to here.

@theliamnissan Yes, here’s a preview

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

Sheeeeeeeee-it! Now I understand why we don't have full self-driving yet.

@sarky_sheena Wow, you got an armchair, luxury.

I’m staying in a Travelodge, I have five TV channels to choose from and a big chair in the corner to sit on and contemplate where my life went wrong.

@IPhillips79 The Wedding Night (1935)

What film do you think has the saddest ending? You can only choose ONE! I repeat ONE only lol! No dithering, just answer the question or you'll be instantly DISQUALIFIIIIIIIIIIIED!!!!! 😂

@David_Ornstein @gunnerblog @TheAthleticFC The transfer version of VAR

🚨 Martin Zubimendi in London to meet Arsenal officials & complete formalities of transfer to Emirates Stadium. 26yo Spain international midfielder joins from Real Sociedad in deal long since regarded at #AFC as done + signed. W/ @gunnerblog @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/63531…

He’s a real threat from deep

Got out of jail

Five-year plan

Today in 1993, England beat Poland 3-0 at Wembley, with a brilliant Stuart Pearce free-kick topping off the night. Here we see how that routine was created on the training ground beforehand and successfully executed in the match. A very satisfying watch.

The first two yards are in his head

Your club’s big summer signing

It's one of my normal day routines with my motor bike 🏍 on the street of mykonos Greece🇬🇷, Cos of my retro jersey..,I heard a fan of Arsenal shouted 'gunners' 💪🏽.. , I turned back to waive .. I couldn't believe it was actually the best defender in the world.@Arsenal @Saliba 🔴⚪️

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

Never write off the Germans

Saka disrespect continues at ⁦@SkySportsNews⁩

You think the Tories can't fuck up any worse and then they totally pull it out of the bag. The prospective Labour candidate is Bayo Alaba On the right.

Who’s on the plane? The very unofficial England squad announcement

Attention UK media over the next 5 weeks. THIS is how to deal with Nigel Farage.