
VampireHunterTe ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ช๐บ๐บ๐ฆ
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VampireHunterTe ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ช๐บ๐บ๐ฆ
@VampireHunterTe
constructs sentences in such an opaque and convoluted manner that, despite excessive addendums and clauses, the point is almost never communicated. perchance.



Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?


imagine recording a video that will last for years and years and your fat goddamn finger keeps hitting the pause button over and over


If mojang added boats today we'd get changelogs like: "Fixed a bug that caused boats to move at high speed on ice blocks"




EUROBEAT??? what a fucking banger holy





















