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You only gotta pay me if we win the case.
I am Ezekiel Sims, The Spectacular Lawyer-Man.
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@WebSlingAssKick
Ezekiel Sims, Attorney and Therapist.
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Your back posture sucks, you should sue your chiropractor and hire me.
Best of Black Cat@comfortblackcat
BLACK CAT, OH MY GOD #MarvelRivals
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Spider-Man and Peter Parker are the same guy?!
Marvel Rivals Intel@RivalsAssembled
โผ๏ธNEW SPIDER-MAN PETER PARKER THE PHOTOGRAPHER ๐ UNTIL MAY 15TH
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As long as it's not illegal in this state's legislation, it's fine.
โก Skullz โ ๏ธ@Skullz_Skeleton
What would you do if you saw this?
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Lawyer-Man ๐ท๐ท๐ท me-retweet
@RamBukenyaash //I'm suing you for not knowing polls can have images now
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ฃ-๐๐๐@RamBukenyaashยท
Choose wisely or whatever.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ฃ-๐๐๐@RamBukenyaashยท
PARKERLUCK.โ
Ok Iโm doing a voting poll, i wanna make another parody acc
But which one should I be?
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Okay, scratch that, reverse it.
I'm no longer suing you for false advertising and I will go get a hearing aid.
Transformers (and more) ๐@Tf_multimuse
@WebSlingAssKick ๐จ: โI think you need to get your ears checkedโ โก๏ธ: โfirst of all I said lightning, not light, and second of all I already claimed the fact that it mightโve been a lieโ
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Let's check that.
I have a timer and if you are not as fast as the speed of light, I'll sue you for false advertising.
Transformers (and more) ๐@Tf_multimuse
[TF bait] ๐จ: โhow the hell are you catching up with meโ โก๏ธ: โdude havenโt you heard, Iโm as fast as lightning, well thatโs a lieโฆ. but I just got upgrades to make me fastโ
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@PenelopeaLeaf I-UHHH..... I WILL SUE YOU FOR YOUR ILLEGAL BUSINESSMAN PRACTICES MS. PENELOPEA!
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๐๐ญ๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ, ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต'๐ด ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐ข๐ด๐ฉ๐๐ฑ๐ฑ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต ๐ง๐ข๐ด๐ต, ๐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ต๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
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@WebSlingAssKick Neither will i! What kind of example would i give to the little seedlings?
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Aight, man. I take cashapp or paypal.
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๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ฟ ๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐๐?!
Green Shadow@PenelopeaLeaf
[Interaction bait!] Okay, everyone! I think its about time i offer you some plants for you guys to take, they'll be more than eilling to help ypu in snything you need!
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Do you have any prior approval and a tax stamp from the government under the National Firearms Act?
I know these aren't guns but on a technicality, web shooters are a type of gun.
๐ผ๐๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐๐-๐@LATRO_TECH_US
โThe technology was personally created and designed within my own personal training room.โ
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@PenelopeaLeaf I will NOT be participating in such a... DISGUSTING and a.... HORRIBLE deal!
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๐๐ฐ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐ค๐ข๐ด๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ.
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@WebSlingAssKick Indeed! Neither of us should be participating in this kind of conversation!
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That's like 2 dollars
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@PenelopeaLeaf I'm a law abiding citizen, I would never accept such a preposterous deal!
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๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐๐?
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@WebSlingAssKick Gasp! A bribe!? Im a hero, id never do that!
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*Whispers* I can give them for 20 coins, just for you, my friend.
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@TeCh_ArAcHnId For Tech Spider:
๐๐๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ก๐ค๐๐ฎ.
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐๐๐ก?
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@PenelopeaLeaf *gets up close.*
๐๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐!
*whispers* unless...
๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด?
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@PenelopeaLeaf //I will die on the hill that this franchise died when GW2 stopped getting content updates
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Unplug the entire franchize right now.
PvZ can die now and no one would care.
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@PenelopeaLeaf You'll have to fight it in court and a relative will be sentenced and jailed if you are to lose the case.
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@WebSlingAssKick ...
I cant go to jail, im a plant.
I dont even have a birth certufucare.
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@PenelopeaLeaf -ons to prevent pest spread, though small-scale, casual sales may sometimes go unnoticed.
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@PenelopeaLeaf Selling plants from a car in the US is generally not allowed without proper permits, as it is considered street vending, which is regulated at local and state levels. Legal operation typically requires a nursery license, peddler's permit, and state-specific agricultural inspecti-
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Lawyer-Man ๐ท๐ท๐ท me-retweet
// Nightly reminder to follow all my alts!
@616HomoKaiju and @WebSlingAssKick
and if you want, go follow my mains?:
@FuGJoed69 (barely post on there)
@jaeparaposting (dead rn but I'll revive it when "the album" drops)
[I can't use my writer tag because Twitter SUCKS]
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