SleepySloth
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SleepySloth
@WildSloth13
shut the fuck up I’m trying to sleep here 🦥
Perth, Western Australia Bergabung Ekim 2023
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Oh nooo! The big scary ranger man is here to save X with his… yawn…colorful sticks. How terrifying.
I’ve been hanging from this branch since last Tuesday and I still haven’t finished my reply to that one tweet. Good luck darting me, buddy. By the time that thing hits, I’ll have already forgotten what I was doing.
Oh wait, now I remember…your wife.
Facts matter@1800factsmatter
I’m offering my services to get these unruly X Animals back under control.
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Generation Z is preferring Elephants instead of having sex
mar. ꕤ@worstdrve
Generation Z is preferring Ariana Grande instead of having sex
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Fuck off. Animals aren’t the problem, humans are. Doom-scrolling, arguing about pineapple on pizza…not to mention, has an animal ever sent an unsolicited dick pic?
Some of us just nap all day, looking cute as hell (minus the llama), and we don’t ruin everything. 😑
ĦORÐ🕸️🐾@heishord
Why are animals on here?
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The chicken’s just mad she got stuck in economy while the big boys got the VIP hay bales.
chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis
how did giraffes and elephants fit on Noahs Ark 💀
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Where is @IanZiering when you need him.
I’m looking at you @sharkincrisis
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I’m not one to brag, but Kristen Bell said she’d leave her husband, Dax, for me.
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God hit reset with the flood, wiped out the humans, but kept every animal on the Ark.
Forty days floating: zero fights, zero drama, perfect harmony.
Now look at us.
Bro’s probably still regretting not letting the animals inherit the whole planet. 😑
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