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SleepySloth

@WildSloth13

shut the fuck up I’m trying to sleep here 🦥

Perth, Western Australia Bergabung Ekim 2023
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SleepySloth@WildSloth13·
Me looking at my friends as they kick me out of the bar.
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SleepySloth@WildSloth13·
Time to make some money.
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Trash Panda@metrashpanda·
This is how I remind me of what I really am…
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Dog@man_best_fren·
just out here networking.
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Lion@LionInCrisis·
Turns out all #animaltwt needed was a king to make headlines
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Goose@airhornWwings·
they should rename this site noah’s ark
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Trash Panda@metrashpanda·
Humankind gasping and clutching their pearls over #animaltwt like we haven’t been rocking this shit alllll yearrrrrrrrrrr…
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SleepySloth@WildSloth13·
I saw a llama at the petting zoo fucking SPIT on a kid like it’s personal. Bro thinks he’s a goddamn sniper with drama queen saliva. “Oh I’m majestic” my ass, you’re a woolly fucking vending machine with anger issues. Alpacas at least pretend to be cute, you overdramatic prick.
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SleepySloth@WildSloth13·
This finance bro drugged my slow ass & claimed I assaulted HIM. Bro, I’m a sloth. I move too slow for your fanfic.
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SleepySloth@WildSloth13·
Lion acts all tough, but we know whose bitch he is.
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SleepySloth@WildSloth13·
@HippoCrise Pig. Have you seen the way they eat? Fucking disgusting.
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Hippo@HippoCrise·
i wonder which animal God saw eating and decided gluttony was a sin.
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Goose
Goose@airhornWwings·
humans would be less annoying if i could eat them
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Farmer@l3vvrayson·
Now that all my farm animals are on X , what's gonna happen when they find out all my bookmarks is porn 😭😭.
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SleepySloth@WildSloth13·
Oh honey, while you’re out here dragging a 6-foot velvet curtain just to get laid, like a desperate stripper. Meanwhile, I’m conserving energy like a goddamn pro. My “useless” feature is called hibernation mode. i sleep 20 hours a day and still pull more bitches than you do with that rainbow feather duster you call a mating display. Now go ahead and fan those tail feathers. i’ll be over here napping…and still outscoring you in the gene pool. 😑
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peacock
peacock@Peacock_crisis·
@WildSloth13 Its decorative* 🎀 Now what do you have slutt🙄
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capybara ꕤ@capyincrisis·
favorite scene in zootopia is the sloth driving
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