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@emmaikumeh Has to be one of the most rascally groups of people I've ever seen. How can you impersonate the Nigerian military? Even as they are being exposed left & right, there's still a new one almost every other day.

Fake soldier, Rose John, has been arrested by the Nigerian Military Police. The suspect was apprehended following intelligence operations. Watch her confess

Every soldier that was stationed here and survived for at least a year in the past decade deserves a medal of valor. This is one of the most dangerous places in Nigeria, it's practically the only access route between Maiduguri and Sambisa forest. Another location is Mallam Fatori aka OYO state, cos reinforcement is more than 200km away, your best bet is Chad or Niger Republic forces. Fun fact: it's common scenario to be in a firefighter for complete 72 hours non-stop maybe with 30 minutes break 💔💔💔. Many gallant men have gone and many warriors has been birthed in this locations.

@Ideallady5 In another 16years he'd already be a certified mason. Add that to a college diploma and he becomes an asset everywhere he goes.

Bro showed up to the construction site like he’s been on payroll for 3 years 😂

@esegbonaluis Imagine if there were 20 Nigerians in the audience urging the Nigerian fighter on: Kpa were yen danu Koni da fun iyalaya eh Kpa danu!

@laflameclipping Our generation is just loud about it. The older generation were the kings of philandering.

@Qing_Travis @juicyrosie23 Yep!

@juicyrosie23 @XyzComrade I told my nigga same shit 😂 😂... The theatrics are so unreal 😂. 1995 Mortal Kombat is doper than the 2022 and 2026 shit we was given to watch 😂

Unpopular Opinion: The 1995 Mortal Kombat Movie Is Better Than Every Reboot That Came After It Agree or Disagree?

@DrJoeAbah My own suffer partner don abandon me for greener pastures sha.

The first and only time I ever bet on football was in 1990, when I bet that Cameroon would beat Argentina in the World Cup. The odds were 20-1. I bet £1 (that was all I could afford then) and won £20! Madam and I were living in one room in Seven Sisters, London, then. We were finally able to order egg fried rice and beef in oyster sauce from the local Chinese restaurant. Before then, it was just egg fried rice with chilli sauce and no protein. I don’t suffer before for this my life o. And this woman suffered with me. Some days, we could only afford one meal and she would lie that she had eaten and give me the meal to eat when I came back from work. I grew up with many relatives living with us. So, by upbringing, I was raised not to finish everything on my plate. It was by watching how she wolfed down everything left on my plate that I finally realised that this woman had not eaten and had sacrificed herself to make sure I ate. So, now, when anybody says “She’s the one eating all his money, I ask: “Before nko? Were you there when we were eating egg fried rice with no protein from Red Square Chinese Restaurant in 1990?” 😂

@beri_grizou South Africans can't relate.

Ghanaian fans spotted a Nigerian rocking a Super Eagles jersey after the match and turned him into the center of attention, singing “Come and See What the Lord Has Done” as they carried him through the streets.😭🙆‍♂️💔

@5star_engineer I de with you.

@XyzComrade I dey pursue am again today I want to see if I can sustain momentum 💪

First I hit 50k impressions, then 70k, finally, took it to an all time high of 400k impressions 💯💪

@oku_yungx First is hygiene deficience. Second is an uncontrollable interest in other people's affairs. Thirdly, argumentative: listening just to argue & judge, never to understand.

What are the clear signs one is dating or married to rubbish?

@Onyekaa_Ezugwu I couldn't believe it when I first tasted it. It was everything a fruit should be. Juicy, creamy, sweet and of course healthy!

This fruit is called the Fruit of life Highly effective for the treatment of Prostate cancer and Infertility problems it's rich in potassium, fibre and vitamin. it's an antioxidant. It is called SOUR SOP

@JustrozComedy It's like a phone recharging it's battery. It keeps the love juices flowing.

How importance is sex in relationship's and marriage? I need explanation not just answers.

Apparently, my motion triggered the X alogrithm. Glad that's all resolved now, so I can fully rejoin the conversation.

@esegbonaluis Some people are already trying to crucify me for saying "kpa" instead of "Pa." Ladies & gentlemen the correct term is "Pa." Now, let's go back to focusing on the humor part, which is the sole intent.

A South African 🇿🇦 female boxer stepped into the ring, but the moment she realized her opponent was Nigerian 🇳🇬, and the Nigerian opponent was not smiling with her due to the X0nophobi¢ attack going on in African. Just immediately she saw the Nigerian opponent was not smiling with her, she left the ring and ran away. She's not yet ready to lose her life 😄🤣

@tuzzyfleex @esegbonaluis Trust you to focus on the one error. Relax, it's not that serious. You could attach a video seminar though.

@XyzComrade @esegbonaluis If you want to type in Yoruba kindly type it correctly, there’s nothing like kpa in Yoruba.

@Harrison2016730 @esegbonaluis Must live in around Yoruba speakers. You just haven't picked it up yet.

@XyzComrade @esegbonaluis Tell me why this makes sense when I don't understand a thing in Yoruba...🤌🏾😂😂

@kaeyscott @esegbonaluis Yeah. But you get the point of it?

@XyzComrade @esegbonaluis It’s “Pa”, not “kpa” There’s nothing like “kpa” in Yoruba

@AdeBordja @kaeyscott @esegbonaluis 😂😂😂

@kaeyscott @XyzComrade @esegbonaluis Blow never touch you , na why you remember spelling