Yellow Brick Road

@PatriciaSexton Butter. You need waaay more butter. Like swimming in the golden stuff.

To confirm I will not ever be hired by a schnitzel company

@PatriciaSexton My favourite seasoning! Bacon makes everything taste good!

@YBRFish Now we tawkin’! Bacon! #following

Anyone have a recipe that makes Brussels sprouts taste like food instead of lawn?

@PatriciaSexton stuff.co.nz/life-style/foo…

@YBRFish #DoTell

@damianchristie Me. I did the same. Only pop back here every now and then.

Genuinely interested to know if anyone who started using Mastodon during the great self-purge after M*sk took over is still using it? I signed up but have barely looked at it. Although I suppose if you did successfully leave here, you're not going to see this...

@LaurieFleming My condolences, Laurie. Difficult days.

And - just like that - I’m an orphan. 😢

@BedeDwyer If it helps, he used to wash dishes for me…

@BedeDwyer Same. Damn wordle to hell.

This thread wins Twitter today

Give me a shout if this doesn’t work. @NZPolice bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…

@BedeDwyer Welcome brother.

Festive recipe made for sharing, this week @alexmackaycooks prepares Golden Pancakes, Grana Padano & Horseradish Bechamel, Sautéed Brussels Sprouts with Chestnuts, Pumpkin & Pancetta sponsored by @GranaPadano_UK ow.ly/A0BK50Hhlyw #GranaPadanoUK #recipeoftheweek

@LaurieFleming Oh Laurie. I’m so sorry. My heart is a little sad, too. Rosie was one of the best and I remember her fondly & of her great love, bacon. Moi mai rā e Rosie, okioki i runga i te rangimarie

Wee @SchnauzerRosie, the best dog, is no more. Old age was not kind to her. We are distraught. 😢

Jumping back on twitter to say that the Stuff story about the 'no chinese fruit' soda syrup company is not about us... it's Soda Press Co, part of Soda Stream/Pepsi so please direct your comments their way not ours. We would never.

One day only! Selling some of my cookbook collection at the village bookshop @greytownnz think Christmas! It’s like selling old friends in a way.

@LillyTaulelei @QM_Principal @1on1YourShotOn1 @LaurenTewhata @RachelTaulelei Ka rawe! From the team at YBR, we’re so proud of you

The greatest leadership roles bestowed to a student in NZ is the role of Head Prefect and Deputy Head Prefect. I get the amazing honour of leading @QM_Principal in 2022 with my best friend and Deputy Head Girl, Naomi Sopoaga. 48 hours later and we're still a little crazy🤪

Vinny Milburn's family have been in the fish business for more than 100 years and Vinny worked for the multi-generational wholesale fish company for most of his life before opening the iconic Greenpoint Fish and Lobster in Brooklyn, New York. 👉linktr.ee/FishtalesPodca…

@WellingtonUni @RachelTaulelei Ka rawe!

Working in some of world's hotspots I understand what keeps #NZ safest is not submarines or spy satellites, but ethical conduct on world stage. Arab world never forgot @HelenClarkNZ 's oppostion to #Iraq invasion. NZ must keep demonstrating principled, moral leadership. #AUKUS