Strangetamer69666

Kids don’t blow bubbles or play with chalk anymore They just watch videos of people screaming in stores and bothering the employees

If you got android I’m not sending you no emojis 😹🤦‍♂️ You getting these XD ;)

in = locked

Bae want her clit swished around like listerine

My YouTube algorithm turn evil after 2am 😈😭

@MambaArchives Mj 100% avicii yes because he was fire And I wanna say juice mainly cuss Enid fanbase got really annoying when he died so maybe they would be less annoying if he didn’t die

You can only bring back 3 to life, who are you choosin?

@BalaramanB44917 @Sweet_Kristy101 This is nasty dude

Ladies, what’s your favourite??😅

I lose my mind every time I see a rapper on trial and they put glasses on em ☝️🥸😭😭😭

@Mahmud_wazeeree Harry porter

First movie that comes to mind? 🤔🎬

I’m gonna tell my future kids how I met their mom on a rejection induced quick add spree after a failed talking stage with a girl that lived in South Dakota

I want my ex’s new boyfriend to get jealous and ask about me and she’ll push her hair hair back behind her ear and blush and be like “yeah we kinda like used to go out or whtvr” And I’m just fat as hell

Somebody die and all the sudden niggas got the word “unwavering” in they back pocket Ok encyclopedia brown, now resurrect dat niggah

I got a biblical level of rage brewing I feel like I could levitate tombstones with my eyes

The genie after I request to play BO3 offline with my sister and a lobby full of bots in the basement on a random Wednesday in summer 2016

My dads pissed off cause my mom is hanging out with her boy best friend and she said he’s insecure

Love > Lust bitches when their boyfriend is not physically attracted to them

Nobody love rap music more than racist white niggas

Nobody “hates this generation” more than a girl who is a direct byproduct and contributor to the antics of this generation

In 20 years I’ll be picking up my son from school, trying to look tough as fuck so all the other parents want him to date their daughter

Just updated for the first time since Jan ‘24 Time is fuckin FLYING 😭😭😭 This’ll all be over before I know it like this shit is genuinely for nothing ✌️😹

I will never buy anything from Skullcandy again