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There needs to be a contest for best Iranian Embassy account here cuz they’re all outperforming one another!

Petroleum PS, Mohamed Liban; Kenya Pipeline MD, Joe Sang' & EPRA DG, Kiptoo Bargoria, have all resigned!

By invalidating the pre-2012 register, the state just wiped millions of voters off the map. This achieves two critical structural goals: The Bottleneck Strategy: To get back on the list, millions of people must now re-register. The IEBC will control where the Biometric Voter Registration kits are deployed. They will flood their political strongholds with functional kits and under-resource the hostile regions with broken machines and slow clerks. They are rigging the demographic layout before a single ballot is printed. The Procurement Tender: Wiping the database creates an immediate, manufactured "emergency." The IEBC will now require billions of shillings to procure new BVR kits, cloud storage, and registration software. This is a massive feeding frenzy for the IT and procurement cartels.

Koudougou Central Market by Laurent Séchaud. 29,000 sqm and serves over 1,800 vendors. Built of compressed earth blocks. 📍Burkina Faso

Help her re-unite with her family, she has been missing since the 1st of April.

Actually, we don’t have to.

"MUD IS FOR THE POOR" - Colonialism most expensive lie Hassan Fathy’s mud Architecture housed Egyptian communities elegantly Nowadays, earth hotels charge premium rates Poverty isn’t in the material , it’s in our mindset

Dear @IEBCKenya, Would you confirm the below to be true as it’s not visible on your social media handles? Let’s hope it’s a typing error. Speaking of errors, the IEBC SMS verification service correctly confirms my voter registration status. So, what’s the problem?

Joe Sang, Kenya Pipeline MD, has now been arrested twice: first in 2018 over the Kisumu oil‑jetty scandal (later acquitted), and again yesterday over suspected fuel supply manipulation and importation of substandard fuel. In 2018 we lost Ksh 2B and now 8B ? This is very wrong! This time things must be different!!

@thermalcrumbs @ohhyesweirdo All of us following @RealOxfordComma

@ohhyesweirdo who needs the Oxford comma anyways

I know the tweet is AI generated when they use “ , ” before and.

Italy tried to colonise Ethiopia, but a woman named Taytu Batul read the treaty they were to use and recognized that it was full of deception. She pushed her people to reject it, leading everyone into war—the battle of Adwa which led to Italy’s defeat. She was educated, and understood politics, power and strategy.

BREAKING NEWS: Ghana Announces Visa-Free Entry For All Africans Starting May 25, 2026

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

The means were always there. It is the will that failed

Do you remember when they tried to grab Karura Forest? Now read this carefully. Today, a controversial bill that could completely change everything is in Parliament. And almost no one is talking about it. This bill creates a powerful new office, the Director of Forest Regulation. This office will have the power to: This office will sit at the center of approvals, permits, and Licensing projects in forests. They will also -Analyze, then approve or block PROJECTS in forests -Monitor forests -Enforce rules Now here’s the dangerous part; The bill places major projects under this system, including: -Roads, Dams & Pipelines -Tourism projects -Forest concessions -Even schools & hospitals, and many others (Page 8) Meaning: The Government will now have the ability to do any projects easily in forests, including Karura, without going through many legal processes as it does now. At the same time, the bill expands what counts as a forest: Mangroves and bamboo are now included. This means mangrove forests across coastal Kenya are now part of the mix. Then comes the real money layer in it: Carbon credits & Ecosystem payments have been mentioned in it Forests are no longer just protected land; they are economic assets. So ask yourself: Once this becomes law, what will stop the approval of projects within forests within a short period, e.g., by 2027? Because everything will be “legal.” What you saw recently at; Karura. Nairobi National Park. Those were not isolated attempts. They were tests. They were testing the waters and now .....

All petrol stations and LPG gas plants located near residential estates in Nairobi have been ordered to relocate with immediate effect following the fire at the Total Fourways Petrol Station.

This is corruption in onboarding the police into a private cover after spending Sh1.2 billion to build a National Police Service Referral Hospital on Mbagathi Road. The empty facility is a 150- to 200-bed Level 4 hospital, equipped with an ICU, maternity wing, and a helipad.

The best April fools prank ever Imagine being this cool

New Bill Alert 🚨 The Sacco Societies (Ammendment) Bill, 2025 Sponsor of the Bill: Kimani Ichung'wa, Leader of Majority Bill Explainer vid tomorrow. This will be a 2 part vid to cater for multiple clauses (It's a 21 page Ammendment Bill)

JP Morgan says the world will run low on fuel in phases. First in Asia where they get oil from the Middle East first, and so there are already lower fuel stocks. Then Africa is next where we’re expected to feel it in early April. It’s mid April for Europe then the US.