AssMaster5000

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AssMaster5000

@_AssMaster5000_

No lizardfolk or psychic vampires 😡 Sexy alien ladies are welcome (must look freaky with big sexy bulbous head or i'm not fucking interested)

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@EvaVlaar

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Eva Vlaardingerbroek@EvaVlaar·8h

>be the Dutch government >dump 110 migrants in a small town against citizens’ will >send out armed forces to beat protesters (and kids) down >invite counter terrorism expert paid through USAID on TV >have expert brand *yours truly* as the real terror threat >house migrants anyway

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Izaque | OEAV@izaqueoeav·1d

🛸🛸🛸 WTFFFFFFFFFFF BROOOO 😳😳😳 ISSO ME DEIXOU SEM PALAVRAS AGORA "Sou do Norte de New Jersey, EUA, e durante uma caminhada pela manhã, filmei isso tão baixo que não pude acreditar, parecia uma cena de filme, um Jato Militar perseguindo uma bola muito grande."

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The 4Chan Archives@blacknredtext·17h

Submission from @ShadyIndividu4l

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naiive@naiivememe·17h

me holding to zero instead of selling for a loss

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TUPACABRA@tupacabra·16h

If you watch a single "Alex Jones was right" video make it this one. Alex had Joe and Tucker SHOOK. 👀

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Omar 🇦🇪@Emiratti·1d

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@Geniustechw raped

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Genius Tech@Geniustechw·1d

How would you describe Will Smith's son Jayden's fashion sense?

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AssMaster5000@_AssMaster5000_·1d

@Rothmus You know they want you to snap and use violence so they can label you all a threat just for talking about the conspiracy, right?

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@Coldheartedmen_ lots of drugs

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🤡@Coldheartedmen_·1d

During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

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AssMaster5000@_AssMaster5000_·1d

@hotwire405 haha yeah i would've raped the shit out of her 👌👌👌 whoops 🤣

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Capt KEVman!!!@hotwire405·2d

NOW HOLD ON............I now know why I could NOT be a Chiropractor!!! I would get in trouble!!

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Redd@ReddCinema·3d

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AssMaster5000@_AssMaster5000_·2d

@ywnbact real water drinkers know it's too cold and dream about it anyway

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Fanbact✰™@ywnbact·2d

real water drinkers know this is too cold to be enjoyable

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🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️@shitposts_mp4·2d

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Klara@klara_sjo·2d

I may have noticed something. Are we still allowed to notice things here?

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AssMaster5000@_AssMaster5000_·2d

@greatestbkfacts wish granted kid

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The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑@greatestbkfacts·2d

The Greatest Burger King Facts 🍉🐷👑 tweet media

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aeon@uap_ns·2d

@528vibes

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Dark,Odd,Conspiracy@DarkOddCon·2d

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Rick R@_Severus·2d

@WomenBeingAwful They love that 💩

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GameTechPolitics@GTP_Podcast·2d

Hmm

Dr. John Brandenburg@PhdBrandenburg

Dear Friends, I have been told that I am in danger as an Antigravity and Mars investigator. But I tell you now that All Humanity Is Now In Danger BUT SO ARE THE COVERUP HELPERS. I urge a blanket amnesty for all in the Coverup who help end it-Take This Amnesty While You Still Can.

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@EvaVlaar @ShadyIndividu4l @Geniustechw @Rothmus @Coldheartedmen_ @hotwire405 @ywnbact @elonmusk