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Omg same scenario…I was dating an actively working standup comedian and I said something like bitch is that plum and red and was met with the stupid face lollll girls literally just wanna have fun PLEASE

Men suckkk omgggg lol even when you speak to them in their language they wanna try to play you. Actually ESPECIALLY if you speak to them in their language

Whose ugly stepchild was I with when were in a whip & I said peanut butter insides! and he looked at me with a stupid face & question mark cuz he didnt understand we were sitting on beautiful brown leather interior lol show yourself idiot

Why is your wing span 8 feet psycho. Why do you have a wing span. Knicks in 🗣️🗣️ WHATEVER IT TAKES 🧮📘📙 💯

I can’t say what I want to say today but I will tomorrow. Anyway fuck Wemby, never liked him, like that he reads frequently though but go back to France you big gangly bitch

WE SMOKIN ON THAT FUCK WEMBYANYAMA PACKKKKK BAYBEEEEE 🌬️

“Soon as I get me a bra, some agua + a treat for you oooohhhh we bout to have a time”

I just set him down to find my wallet & the shot clock went off 💩 mind you this is the 2nd time we went out this morning

I can’t wait til bb is in a potty training state where I have time to get these quick fit pics off b4 or after

IM GETTING SO UPSET OMG

Jay Z:

@sexxydecoy @LaCienegaBlvdss @scamron_giles Shit 🤐

@LaCienegaBlvdss @scamron_giles Ooooooo

Desus and Mero ushered in the memeification of NYC.

I just know Beyonce was out there like this.

IT WAS WRITTEN

Bitch I shoulda went im annoyed

Jay-Z brought out Jazmine Sullivan to sing the hook on “Feelin’ It” at the @rootspicnic

Im happy with jov’s hair. Not my business and looking forward to any & all jokes but me like

Ok I just did 25 crunches we back in this thing

Jay-Z reunited with Beanie Sigel and Freeway at the @rootspicnic to perform “What We Do”

Yall I was fine af in 2020 god really did need to slow the world down and tuck me in the crib or I woulda came out scathed that’s crazy