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A student of Law and Life. There is no rest for me in this world, perhaps in the next.
Off the Grid Bergabung Kasım 2021
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@Mamushkhaimuna wewe ukona pesa? I can give you a chance. I want to do you a favour by making you my girlfriend.
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😏Unadinywa mpaka na zombies lakini mimi nikikuomba unalenga 😒😒😏kino
Koi❤@VIVIANWERE2
Goodnight from this side🤗😚
Filipino
Broke women. Block me right now. Eew!
Nyaboke@nyabokeatera
Mpatie cousin yangu kazi atulipie Netflixwahh tunateseka 😭😭😭😭
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@KipsambuT @Pchumba__sawe You try way too hard but you are functionally illiterate. Like you are a crowd pleaser and stupid. Ilchamus language is way different from what your pea brain thinks it is.
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Yes,wanabebwa na maji uko Lake Baringo as they shout ‘DUDAM’
Mistarionnaire@EvansModing
Social studies was scam hushai ona tribe ya njemps
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Yesterday i got drunk and I accidentally slept with a certain woman from the club now my girlfriend doesn't want to believe me we did nothing... She's not a real woman, she's very insecure
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Real women are out there chasing the bag to spoil us while you are here on Twitter tweeting rubbish. Sorry broke woman.
ELA@ellabosslady_
You will never see a real man join this trend btw.
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If your woman doesn’t give you prince treatment, dump her.
If she wanted, she would.
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Wangu anasemaga amestock skin care kwa makende
Shiku🌼@shikumungai_
@_Wanjru Mimi kwa kupack skincare ndo huwa kunanikasirisha. Anyway him stocking your skincare>>>> From my dms
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@tory_lanez_wrld You deserve better my guy...mimi another one wanted my number to take me out on a coffee date..I'm like bitch please, coffee is for brokies, I did not get a BPL (Brazilian Penis Lift) to come drink coffee, nikitaka kahawa nakunywa kwangu ebuu💅👌
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I was sitting in this nganya from CBD to Umoja and this girl next to me started flirting with me. Imagine the audacity trying to flirt with me when you don't drive. I detest broke girls😒get your money uppp
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@kijanayamwingii @kalala_kin Kainya mbona unakanyaga a man when he is down unajua tutakimbiza wewe?😂
Indonesia
Just had this conversation, I just don't know what to think 🤭
Alphonce@kalala_kin
To be honest, a lot of relationships today are surviving on financial convenience, not love🤐
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After reading through the comments and the lamentations of my brother, all I can say is condoms zipewe sifa. Vijana ejaculation ni trap aki. My brother naona anakapitia. Msichana hawezi elewa uko broke buana anataka pesa na vitu expensive. Weka pampers! Ni mbaya.
Alphonce@kalala_kin
Just had this conversation, I just don't know what to think 🤭
Filipino
Mtu amelala kazi unamuita hardworking?
Ayotolah Madeni@TaahTana
May God Bless all the hardworking women
Indonesia
@staceycutey Stacey unajifanya huoni hao madem wameiva? Sisi tunahype yellow yellow damsels with big nyash hapo the matatu can go to hell.
English
The hype this video is getting just shows neo-colonialism in Kenyan's at a psychologial level not forced but internalized because the attention isn't really about the Matatu but who is inside them🥱✋️
Urban Wheels Media 📺@urban_wheezc
Ni mbaya
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@Mike_mich_ Just like cudai but makes more sense ukisema chudai?
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Someone was killed in 2007 in Siyiapei, Narok, and his body was dumped in the river where we used to swim. While we were swimming, one of my friends saw it and thought it was a log with clothes trapped on it from previous flooding. When we went to investigate, we realized it was a human body, and his fingers looked exactly like this, without any cutex. 😲🤦♂️ I’m traumatised all over again. 😏
Brian O@BrianOpangao
We all remember when these things were posted here and how they traumatized us😂
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