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@BuzzCrave_ Joe Alwyn collecting pop stars like Pokémon cards 😭

Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn are reportedly dating.

@FabrizioRomano Chelsea fans right now 😭

⚪️🔐 Marcos Senesi to Tottenham: done, sealed and 100% confirmed. All signed. ✅

Stranger Things co-stars Sadie Sink and Caleb Mclaughlin are reportedly dating.

@pubity bro accidentally gave the villain speech before the movie started 😭

CEO of tech company Qualcomm claims AI algorithms will soon be able to track every aspect of our lives and make AI an inescapable part of human society. "Resistance is futile."

@TouchlineX Bro thinks he’s in the UFC 😭

🚨🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: STRAIGHT RED CARD FOR RAFAEL LEAO FOR PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE FACE!

@FearedBuck bro conducts interviews like he's in the group chat 😭

Akademiks asks Daphne Joy if she has a size requirement in new interview

@FearedBuck bro looked at his eyebrow and thought it needed branding 😭

PlaqueBoyMax got his dermals iced out and got a custom “P” piercing above his eyebrow.

@yoxics Zlatan probably thinks he's the one streaming with Marlon 😭

Marlon announces he will be streaming with football legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic tomorrow as they both grew up in the same hometown of Malmö, Sweden 😳🔥

@FearedBuck bro turned a pool party into airport security 😭

@pubity Archy about to learn what "lemme get uhhhhhh" means 😭

McDonald's is planning to replace drive-thru attendants with an AI model named Archy. They were able to take 90% of orders without human interaction in a recent test, and they're preparing to roll it out for every McDonald's in the U.S.

@SpeedUpdates1 Nobody expected this song to age this well 😭

@interesting_aIl France and Italy are preparing their appeals as we speak 😭

Spain ranks number 1 as country with most handsome men, according to Insider Monkey

@TouchlineX Bro made a World Cup anthem as a joke and ended up going gold 😭

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Streamer IShowSpeed has earned a GOLD RECORD certification for his World Cup song.

@HappyPunch That's not a weight cut, that's a near-death experience 😭

Ilia Topuria broke down in tears after his last 145-pound weight cut No wonder he moved up 😳

@TouchlineX Why do I see Messi’s wife more then Messi nowadays 😭

📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Antonela (Messi’s wife) on Instagram.

The Harry Potter generation really watched Hermione Granger grow up in front of the world. Emma Watson is proof of that.

@PolymarketSport FIFA lasted one business day 😭

🚨JUST IN: FIFA has reversed its decision on water bottles not being allowed at World Cup stadiums The updated policy allows each fan to bring in one plastic, factory-sealed disposable water bottle

@kirawontmiss Bro wasn’t ready for her

Kid made a snap story saying his waitress was a “baddie” and this happened😭😭

@DiscussingFilm The interviewer kept increasing the difficulty and he still wouldn't budge 😭

Sean Penn says he now refuses to do selfies even if it’s with a Holocuast survivor or disabled child. “People should not do selfies ever with anyone. It's bad for everyone. It’s a soul-sucker… It’s the Holocaust grandmother & her 6-year-old paraplegic wheeling over? It’s a hard no.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news…)

@SaycheeseDGTL Somehow the ice cream machine is still gonna be unavailable

McDonald's is bringing AI back to the drive-thru after scrapping its previous system that went viral for constantly messing up orders The new AI, "Archy," has reportedly processed over 1 million transactions 🤯