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Mathe is a gem, wow! What an asset for our Proteas. 🇿🇦 #AUSvRSA

We’re excited to announce that Samantha Ngubane will be joining the squad for the remainder of the season. She joins us fresh off an incredible SPAR Challenge win vs England; where she delivered an outstanding performance, picking up both Player of the Match & Best Shooter.   Please help us in giving her a big Birmingham Panthers welcome. 💙🖤🐾

Guys, Nontle didn’t lie!!! She knew Sammy was going to the UK 🙌🏾😂 #TNLisBack

Happy World Book Day readers! Spread joy by buying a reader (e.g. me) a book today 😊.

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" *Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

POV: My mind drifting away as soon as a meeting starts

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

My five year plan is to see how it goes

The Gauteng Health Department has issued an alert following a rise in malaria cases, warning residents to be vigilant of symptoms. The province recorded 414 cases and 11 deaths between January and March 2026 alone. tinyurl.com/28esch7a

well fuck you

16 likes on tiktok is embarrassing but 16 likes on twitter is like winning a Grammy

RIP: Cynthia Shange First Black Miss South Africa, actress and mother to television presenter Nonhle Thema has passed away. She passed today at a hospital in KZN. She was 76 years old. #RIPCynthiaShange

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

Taking a significant step forward towards the professionalisation of the sport, announcing an expanded group of 17 contracted national players, supported by an additional 7 training partners. 🇿🇦 👉 tinyurl.com/yj759s58 #SPARProteas #WeAreAllIn

I can’t stand an adult who dims a child’s light.

NO MATTER HOW MATURE YOU ARE, MEOWING BACK AT CATS IS PERMANENT.

I feel like I’ve been rooting for the underdogs this seasons except when Tbirds play of course #GIAvLIG

I could watch Matisse all day shame. 🔥🧡 #GIAvLIG

not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me

I have an irrational hatred toward this genre of books.

Every version of you was necessary. Even the ones you are ashamed of.