Slime Dad

So everyone else can desecrate a cybertruck in broad daylight but I throw one chai on a Tesla and I’m chased out of a Costco

what the moss oh sorry i meant moss sorry i im sorry

he was forced to eat soup when he was 6

The battle of Nerpa Rock (please watch this entirely)

@_computercowboy Any time bb

:p

the pitt is over and everyone’s asking what they’ll do now… there’s only one answer

Latest news : Shlissik is bothering Kroshik (Volume up 🔈)

@zingingcutie22 This is so Sophie’s floorboard

This is actually the coolest thing anyone has ever done

Like this is from my intolerance tests 😭 my health has been getting so bad maybe this is why

Feel like I’m losing my whole mind I just found out the birth control I’ve been on for almost 2 years has LACTOSE in it and I’m severely lactose intolerant and haven’t had dairy since 2011

urgh I feel worried nowwwwwww doctor seal pls help!!!

Like the legend of the penis

She’s just like me (I also have massive boobs)

😙march

Feb!

January books and replay :)

THE snoopy enjoyer finally has a snoopy tattoo :)

At this point Chappell roan could kill someone and I’d be on her side

Another one to add to the collection

I’m 2 for 2 thinking I’m pinching things in pics

Dr Carter do NOT ignore Lucy when she says her patient is having psychiatric problems in season 6 ep 13 all in the family

Middle schoolers are so desperate for social media that they have resulted to using LinkedIn since the district blocked everything else at school

My skin today vs on year ago!!! I don’t think the red discoloration will ever really go away but it’s sooo much better