🎃EVERYBODYS NOBODY😶‍🌫️

Say no.

chinese food be bussing ion care who pet they used, should have kept it on a leash

I’ve just been informed by a Subway sandwich artist that Cinco de Mayo does not mean “five times the mayonnaise” in Spanish.

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

Why is my timeline just Indians killing themselves in increasingly cartoonish looney toons ways now, I want to go back to the cute Japanese people admiring bbq and cowboy hats.

a prova de que o estadunidense só sabe atirar em escola é que o charlie kirk só morreu porque tava palestrando em uma

If I drank alcohol the way I smoke weed, I’d probably be dead.

My bm is doing dickrates on Snapchat on our daughters birthday for paypal money

@JoestarJokic Do you think hes just annoyed at the difference “style” of officiating between Euro and NBA Basketball.

I never did buy the Jokic is going to retire early gimmick but this series has moved me he legit does not care, playing like it’s an inconvenience he has to get out of the way

Smoking weed was never the problem it's when you start to look like you smoke weed

"please dont blow your vape smoke on my baby" okay first of all this is heroin

for whom the onion rings

nightmare blunt rotation: me at 13, me at 16, me at 18, me rn

telling my wife to stfu so i can shazam whatever chili's has on

You can fake an assassination attempt in July, never during the playoffs

Trump is a scumbag for not even mentioning Anthony Edwards hyper extended knee

Just saw Ants injury man are you fucking kidding me, why can’t shit like that ever happen to Dort man

new pack alert reaction unlocked gonna save this for when big yahoo goes

we praying for donte divincenzo not that fat orange pedophile

I don’t care if there’s a nuclear warhead aimed at my moms house turn the wolves game back on