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@jevacation @MelGlbsonFan82 After you Cracker. I wish the same for you and your entire family as I did Julie better yet, you can just go straight to hell like the rest of your ancestors ☺️.

@_domainerror @MelGlbsonFan82 Get a job nіggеr

@MelGlbsonFan82 I hope wake up at 6am to go to a Dr.’s appointment, get re routed, finally arrive and it’s tomorrow.

@MelGlbsonFan82 Hey Julie, may your GPS specifically point you toward the wrong direction… I hope when you’re baking a cake, instead of sugar you use salt, I hope when you go to eat soup, it’s instantly cold, I hope when you’re trying to go to the hospital and end up at the coroners office.

I’m convinced that when we were made, some of us were made to be intentionally ignorant, no matter the situation.

@girlfighttv01 I knew of someone who passed like this… this ain’t it.

With the bowling ball is crazy 😧

@Mike99221957301 @White_Ghost187 It’s always one…

@White_Ghost187 Nager's gonna Nager

I’m 29 and I laughed when older people said they keep the AC between 68-70+. Now I’m realizing, I’m the older person. It’s really the sweet spot.

@TheKoolKennyD @_Prettyyassh Genuine question… so it’s okay for a woman to have her ass ate by her man?and is it also okay for him to put what he pleases in it? I’m not trying to be a smart ass, I’m genuinely curious.

@_Prettyyassh Any man that allows a women to stick her tongue in his ass is probably on the DL. Ain’t nothing supposed to go up a man’s ass except toilet paper, a wash rag, or a colonoscope.

I can’t believe women really be eating man butt.

@Peter441043303 @ginaweina @zajanatural @Tedk42069 @_JohnSimpson Why don’t you just go and be merry with the rest of your palm colored pilgrim keyboard warriors OR take the umlaut off of the word and say it with your chest and while your at it post a profile pic and make it cute. The only abomination here is your entire psyche that’s low IQ.

Yall, my wife’s about to be a doctor!!!!

@Peter441043303 @ginaweina @zajanatural @Tedk42069 @_JohnSimpson “Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts, you make me vomit, you’re the scum between my toes.” That’s what you sound like. Why are you whining about a group of people who unlike you were not taught to hate for no reason?

Nothing says 13th reason like coming home after a 12 hour shift, peeling your orange that you have been thinking about all day over the garbage and the bigger half fall into the trash.

I’m at that age where kneeling for even a second will cause the muscle in my thigh to cramp and ache. Help. I can’t even get a snack out of the bottom cabinet in peace.

@cathedralroan @CallMeThePilot 😂, babe pleaseee lol, the butch to your fem don’t feel like fighting today.

Where is the daddy? (Since you wanna play today)

@cathedralroan Grandma always said… you’re welcome.

Y’all please… where is the “ss” in “pizza”??

Apple music is childish. After every time you listen to Euphoria by Kendrick Lamar a Drake song comes on, without failure. Y’all messy and I’m here for it lol.

Baseball is one of the most disgusting sports I’ve ever watched… all y’all chewing tobacco? Cause why so much spitting. Imagine sliding into home base and into everyone else’s bodily fluids. Pleaseee. My stomach is churning.

Why am I listening to an audiobook and the narrator’s phone is ringing in the background. Rewound just to make sure. Now I want to know who’s calling you and why. What’s the tea 👀?

Yesterday, I asked my mother where my comb was and she said “I don’t have your comb”. Today, I asked her to borrow her comb and she told me where to find it… guess who’s comb it is…