Ijeọma

I am among the 83%! It's Midwife Ijeọma to you now 🤭

calling a woman a feminist is a compliment btw😂🫵🏿

as a woman, don’t be scared to look lush and juicy. in a culture of tight, starved physiques, it’s a form of devotion to the divine to let your body relax, your belly and all. i personally believe it’s rather sensual when a woman prioritizes her juiciness over being cinched

@anjietida I almost died laughing after reading this 😭

Here’s a follow up tweet for my dull men at the back.

Fact that I really needed a television and generator and god did!

It's in you, activate it!

I like people who find a way. There is always a way.

"i can see your bra" good it was fucking expensive

o médico que me atende quando chego com diarreia explosiva no hospital

Dear Microsoft. Our African names are not spelling errors

do u know how dangerous i’d be if i could finish things i start

“abs or biceps?” idk as long as he’s respectful , understanding and able to communicate well. (biceps)

Girls, get your PVCs, we’re in danger

Tunde is a chess Master. I am a chess Master, my cousin Martins is a Chess Master, my cousin's friend Victor Mfon is a Chess Master. I know like 20 other people in Uyo alone who are chess Masters. Why does this guy parade himself like a grandmaster? I'm not even sure this guy can beat me in classical chess (Yes, I admit I'm a weak hand at Blitz). Even Magnus Carlsen with a rating of 2840 does not make this kind of noise. This guy is not even in the top 100 Chess Masters in Nigeria. What the actual fhuck is going on in Nigeria?

Tunde Onakoya is not among the top 100 players in Nigeria. He is not among the top 20,000 in the world. Tunde is not even listed in FIDE's official Nigeria rankings. The No. 29th ranking is Adedeji Michael Olamide. I actually thought that Tunde was the best in Africa.

Some time ago, I begged someone to consent to a cesarean section. There was a clear fetal indication for CS. She declined. She ultimately gave birth normally, but the baby didn’t score well. She even celebrated that she had been coerced into a CS but ultimately gave birth normally, that is what she told fellow mothers in labour. A year later, I met her, the child hasn’t even sat without support. I felt sad. I couldn’t even talk with her. Some things drain you emotionally.

Mothers immediately after you come back from visiting a family member from your father's side:

Nigeria's chess community is currently led by Nyuima Tersee Ferdinand and Deborah Ebimobo-ere Quickpen, who are the reigning national champions as of early 2026. The national titles are typically contested at the Nigeria National Chess Championships (NCC), organized by the Nigeria Chess Federation.  Tunde is using children impoverished by tinubu in the slum to make money, what a fraud!! Why are yariba people so treacherous!?

A student died in Ezzy College of Nursing Sciences, Enugu because there was no blood bank in the school. The same school that indefinitely suspended Joy Ezeugwu for revealing the rot in Uwani General Hospital, Enugu. That school administrator named Ifeyinwa Peace Okwudu is a tyrant. She also suspended another student for siding Joy Ezeugwu. Government of Enugu need to do something about this urgently. That school is a disaster.

I’m very happy about this topic RACISM 😂 Oh you think you’re special cos you’re Yoruba or Igbo? I have good news for you , the white man is not aware if you’re Igbo or Yoruba If 1 nigerian ( regardless of your tribe) has done something foolish , all Nigerians gets called FOOLS

because he no start him journey with deceit of philanthropy.