mateo’s bird app page

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@_laserpipe

Comedian, Actor, scribe📍 NYC 🏠 Chicago ; they/them/elle ✉️: [email protected] 🇵🇷 🇲🇽

New York, NY Bergabung Eylül 2010

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mateo’s bird app page@_laserpipe·13 Şub

🖊️ chimed in on Benito! Read all about it here: semaforo.substack.com/p/me-porto-bon…

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mateo’s bird app page@_laserpipe·2h

@taurussodomite Yeah!

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moose@taurussodomite·2h

should I do this again

moose@taurussodomite

first attempt at a low fade :))

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vicki gotti@thot46868884·13h

It’s also isolating as fuck being the first of ur kind

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ely@ellye_u·1d

Latinas be like I love you

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Netflix@netflix·8h

BUGONIA APRIL 26

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jourdain searles@judysquirrels·4h

seems bad!

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NOVA@iriptheslitt·4h

KELELA HAS REGISTERED A NEW SONG FEATURING PINKPANTHERESS

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@jua_n_n_carlos 🫣

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Lola Tung's freckler@jua_n_n_carlos·5h

Who wanna help me find my clitoris on this Good Friday 🥺🫣

taylor@turnintoabat

The gspot is still in your ass, this is your clitoris

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misa!@misak1nz

how do you expect new beginnings if you don’t create space for them

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el dj de méxico 🔥HENRY@henry_henbruk·5h

🥵🥵🥵 quien me acompaña para la otra a los vapores ?

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Shea Serrano@SheaSerrano·5h

that girl is SLEEPING

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Rochelle Jordan Updates@RochelleJUpdate·13h

we need a stronger word than mother

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misa!@misak1nz·22h

flowers grow back even after the harshest winters you will too

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KarlosTheFog ✈️ LVFC@KarlosTheFog·8h

@growthfan1 Im here for a good time. Not a long time

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Adam Karpiak@Adam_Karpiak·10h

“Since it’s a holiday weekend feel free to log off 5 minutes early!”

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Suzy Exposito@HexPositive·8h

I was telling folks that I used to be more chaotic as a journalist. I would head to a festival or hop on a plane overseas at a moment’s notice, but I’ve mellowed out a lot in my mid 30s. To that my friend said, “So you got on a plane to Cuba during an oil blockade?” Touché lol

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