Matt

Apparently JD Vance didn’t tell Iran how many pull-ups Pete Hegseth can do

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.

There were so many cool things in Back to the Future 2 that I thought we'd have by now and all we got is Biff

Got a guy from Twitter coming round to mine now 😝

@caitlin_mmm Who tried to take you out?

Watching the figure skating on TNT. Me: "Wow, that's incredible. Looks faultless." Commentators: "Ah unfortunately that's total shit. They'll be distraught and full of self-loathing. And rightly so."

And just like that, I’m 40 😅

@ubereats_uk can you help me? I’ve had a really bad experience with both a delivery and your costumer support team

everyone's talking about their teams like they were at the peak of efficiency and bottlenecked by ability to produce code here's what things actually look like - your org rarely has good ideas. ideas being expensive to implement was actually helping - majority of workers have no reason to be super motivated, they want to do their 9-5 and get back to their life - they're not using AI to be 10x more effective they're using it to churn out their tasks with less energy spend - the 2 people on your team that actually tried are now flattened by the slop code everyone is producing, they will quit soon - even when you produce work faster you're still bottlenecked by bureaucracy and the dozen other realities of shipping something real - your CFO is like what do you mean each engineer now costs $2000 extra per month in LLM bills

@caitlin_mmm So that’s where I left my curtains

People need to stop using the term cooked for completely unremarkable things on here, it’s embarrassing.

My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man. Fantastic father. Terrible air traffic controller.

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until it finally arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random to forget about it for 3-60 months.

@AbsoluteGinger is Manchester actually this feral? Last time I went out no one was any fun 💀

Honestly I went out with a hipflask full of vodka and no knickers on, wanted a better ending then this 🙄🙄

i work in private finance and i can tell you AI is OUT and gnomes are IN as the next big thing for 2026. every investment firm i talk to cant get enough of big mushrooms with small wooden doors, conical red hats, illusion magic, comic mischief, etc

Also joining them on Board of Peace for Gaza will be the Dark Lord Sauron. He will be providing a little bit of left wing balance.