Lauryn 🇯🇲

Ngl being a self-aware person doesn't mean i view myself as a good person. i think a lot of people get that confused. it literally means that i am vigilant of both my light and dark side. i have also made peace with my flaws even though i'm always working through them.

co-existing in silence, inside jokes, random noises/phrases, common interests, very niche memes, sharing excitement in things that only matter to the other person

you cannot be in a relationship if you don't like rules. Kindly stay single nd have your freedom to do what you want. In a relationship, you have to constantly communicate, constantly share, constantly account for your actions and constantly apologize when you are wrong!

I know some men don’t care to celebrate Valentines Day or they don’t understand the hype behind flowers. But it is hurt my heart to see coworkers desks loaded with flowers or gifts, then look at the ladies who have a s/o get nothing…esp. the married ones. Do better gents

Nothing exposes low effort men like Valentine’s Day. If he fumbled today, imagine the rest of your life with him.

am i the only one that thinks texting someone’s parents when your s/o is acting up is weird??? like i wish somebody would call my moma

Red Dead Redemption 2 is easily still the most detailed open world game ever made, even 6 years later, nothing has come close. Here are 10 amazing details from RDR2 that will literally blow your mind that you probably missed. A Thread 🧵

@beyoncegarden She sounds like the gingerbread man from Shrek

i have to be completely honest with y'all i would've got off that plane LMFAOOO😭😭😭

giving your partner alone time and space would solve so many issues. y’all are just so obsessed with this culture of being up under somebody 24/7. suffocation makes things expire at a faster rate. relax and just be by yourself. it’s okay to maintain your individuality.

The science behind black women and our love for Bob’s Burgers needs to be studied

ME CANT SUPPORT YOU NO MORE STEVEN

Seasmoke #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

@LaurenPokedoff And it’s just 8 episodes, max 10.

I gotta be honest, this era of it taking years to make a single season of TV is killing me.

Life was much simpler when this came out

House of the dragon season 2 being a comedy show: a thread—🧵 twitter.com/whoisrenatis/s…

This Thursday, yummers is gonna take on a whole new meaning. #ToTheTekCave

#TheBoys The employee that had the day off hearing what happened when Homelander visited:

antony starr as homelander is the best villain in television just give him his awards already

Ppl be having too much time on they hands 😂