former swiftie

But I miss you in the mornings when I see the sun… Something in the orange tells me we're not done…🎶

I hate tweets like this because who gives a fuck what a man thinks

Aphrodite, by Adolf Hiremy-Hirschl (1860-1933)

would you like to add protein to your $21 salad for just $9 more

A sign of intelligent person is their ability to simplify things, not complicate them.

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

Pissing me the fuck off all by yourself handsome?

The definition of a celebrity

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

and sometimes kissing your pet on its lil tiny head is all you need

If Persephone can be the Goddess of flowers and the Queen of Hell ,then you my dear can be full of whimsy and rage.

I believe Carl Jung when he said “What’s true never leaves, what’s true either stays or returns in greater alignment”

.@theweeknd your opp is in your work wife’s business btw

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

teenagers in 2012 were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

women raise their voices because they feel like they aren't being listened to. men raise their voices because they feel like they aren't being obeyed.

you can never name the best zendaya look of all time because it’s always the next one

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

he was gagged at his own vocals

this is very personal to me