Alex Simic

@Hania16836 A fish

@Hania16836 Who is offering?

@lippyent Next door neighbor beating the crap out of his children and their screams of agony

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ Its a thinker

@honeymoon250 Dude needs another beer

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

@MLFootball Their schedule

WHO IS STOPPING MIKE VRABEL FROM WINNING THE SUPER BOWL NEXT SEASON?

Without googling, can you name a famous king?

@lippyent Me

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿ Arrowheads!!

@Kristinartz Hot dog

What tastes good with Mustard and you can't say a Burger 🍔

@Oldtimers365 Napoleon

@Oldtimers365 Brian Urlacher

@Amelia558rs Wellington

@Oldtimers365 Bacon

@MancellPam @M1ckM1k3y @ThatEricAlper 100% correct. The way it just inserts apostrophes boggles my mind. Another one is random words it throws in there after you type the period.

@M1ckM1k3y @ThatEricAlper Bloody autocorrect. The apostrophe should not be in a plural!

Without naming the city where you were born, what is that city famous for?

@M1ckM1k3y @ThatEricAlper Vladivostok?

@ThatEricAlper An airport where grounded flights landed after 9/11.

@ThatEricAlper Soon to be dismantled Super Stack

@Oldtimers365 Led Zeppelin at the Pontiac Silverdome

@Oldtimers365 Anvil, Iron Butterfly

@20th_Centurygal My Pal Foot Foot

If you had to choose ONE song to play on repeat for the next 24 hours, what song are you playing? 🎶

@Hania16836 The corpse of the last person who tried to rob me

What's one album that never gets old for you?