Aeon Simulator

@MattCatagas @demenishki reposting my findings here: 1st pic shows tongue clip is from right before the "railing". 2nd shows tongue clip is timestamp 6:31 in vod. 3rd shows timestamp 6:31 is 21:30 in German time, which is the same time psp1g stopped his stream. He was not live during the time in question

1/5 I believe @demenishki is lying about the date of her Outer wilds stream. She claimed it was August 10th but during her stream she opens Instagram and you can see the date on her desktop. Its August 12th.

@OtakuEspiritu 1st pic shows tongue clip is from right before the "railing". 2nd shows tongue clip is timestamp 6:31 in vod. 3rd shows timestamp 6:31 is in 21:30 German time, which is the same time psp1g stopped his stream.

@OtakuEspiritu She linked twitchtracker pages for the wrong day. Guess who stopped streaming right before the supposed railing takes place. Screenshots are in German timezone. Timestamps are the same, but the time of day will likely differ for you

She made the worst mistake saying that her Boyfriend was streaming because now they found his POV of the stream and you can hear her moaning as well, while he is yelling LALALALA like he is trying to block it out. So she made it 10x worse, because not only does it sound like she had sex on stream, if its true she did, she was cucking her boyfriend at the same time.

how obnoxiously large do you want the VPN-button? @firefox : yes

@fwmarqix @PamelaRaeHeath Too bad, so sad, that's your cat.

@PamelaRaeHeath I don't want a cat 😂

Me: entering Japanese cat café. employee stops me immediately. Employee: One rule. Me: Okay. Employee: Orange cat bites people from France. Me: I’m not French. Employee: Good. I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic. then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler. Cat staring at me aggressively. Employee watching nervously from distance. Me: I thought he only hated French people. Employee: He improvises. cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact. Me: THIS IS TARGETED. small child nearby points at cat. Child: That one evil. Employee: No no, He just passionate. cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently. Me: …wait he likes me? Employee shocked. Employee: Impossible. another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet. Manager arrives. Manager: He has never trusted customer before. Me: What does that mean. Manager bows slightly. Manager: You must take him. Me: TAKE HIM WHERE. orange cat already asleep on me. Employee quietly bringing adoption papers. Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

@hyydrotoo @actsmaniac it's a lot less annoying than having to visit a dealer, hoping not to get robbed, hoping not to get laced shit, hoping not to get busted by police. Browse apothecaries online, select your strain, request prescription, bank transfer, receive your package a couple days later.

@actsmaniac Unless you grow it yourself, the process of actually getting weed is incredibly annoying, because Germany, being Germany, had to make a whole bureaucratic thing out of it.

So funny how Germany just quietly legalized cannabis in 2024 and literally no one cares and nothing changed

@dissidentwest Cogsucker

We need a slur for people who think AI is conscious.

@WolfDesNordens "[...] sollten wir ohnehin in Zukunft nicht mehr nicht einbürgern." Erzählst hier was von Sprachniveau und baust dann eine doppelte Verneinung ein, die die beabsichtige Aussage kaputt macht. Nicht mehr nicht einbürgern = jeden einbürgern. Oder sollte das deine Aussage sein?

@twitchspion Schön noch die ersten paar Sekunden des Clips, wo sie nicht auf die Straße guckt, rausgeschnitten

Du sagst es ist dir unangenehm und redest von Empathie während du den Clip auf deinen eigenem Kanal verbreitest? Realsatire

@DarkishOne @DarkSalxm I "bully" the streamer I mod for. I know what he can handle and he knows I am making jokes. Same for long-time viewers. First timers? Hit or miss. Either they get the vibe or they overdo it.

How mods be when that first time chatter comes in hot with the “hi, can I ask you a question?” 😳

@Ghengis_Kran @gyroskonto Liebe Autofahrer, StVO §5 (8) sagt "Ist ausreichender Raum vorhanden, dürfen Rad Fahrende und Mofa Fahrende die Fahrzeuge, die auf dem rechten Fahrstreifen warten, mit mäßiger Geschwindigkeit und besonderer Vorsicht rechts überholen."

@gyroskonto Liebe Fahrradfahrer, wenn es sich staut, gilt das auch für euch. Rechts vorbei fahren ist nicht.